Wait For The Last One 😹 

The pearl clutchers of Twitter are on Team Chris Rock should press assault charges against Will Smith and involve his LAWYERS, meanwhile the gremlin violence craving rats of Tumblr are like HIT HIM AGAIN.

I love it here.

"Don't just throw ripped jeans away, you can repair them using these 10 cute Visible Mending techniques!!" unfortunately my friend the first point of failure for every single pair of jeans i have owned in my life has been the Crotch and Ass. Knees: fine, cuffs: fine; but 3 years in, and all that stands between the world and my astronaut-patterned taint is 0.5µm of denim worn so thin that every squat threatens to tear it to shreds like wet toilet paper. If the Tiktok craft community could figure out a way to resurrect jeans afflicted in such a way that doesn't involve adding a whole ass buttpatch like some sort of inverse assless chaps situation then that'd be great

theres bikes around the city you can rent but you have to use an app that needs your drivers license. theres buses that drive right to your destination, but if you dont have change you need the app. you can wash your car here if you sign into the app. you can go to the bathroom here you just have to unlock it with the app that needs your location on. you can order at this restaurant if you scan the code and download the app. im losing my freaking mind

of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns

Honestly, if I was on the crew of the revenge and my dorky captain had been alone with the Blackbeard, on deaths on door, and then Blackbeard comes out wearing his clothes. Bro I don’t know what I’d think. Probably that he killed the poor guy and it’s some sort of sick power move. But nope, just two guys bein weirdos together <3

Love that despite the movie being “Doctor Strange and the Multiverse of Madness, mostly everyone is just talking about Wanda. What an icon. It’s what she deserves ❤️❤️❤️

I don’t even watch euphoria, but I want all of the ladies to smooch me on the mouth

you can't tell me that on a ship full of gay, superstitious pirates there isn't some hamfisted astrology talk going on

@bee-doodle just perfectly explained the aftg fandom (also, their art is very cool and cute and you should check it out)

Y'all eat black eye peas on new years?