I Miss Working At The Sex Store People Would Really Walk Up To Me And Say Shit Like "I Need Help Making

Kinda crazy how BBC Sherlock’s main “superpower” was googling quickly

honestly look at the bright side at least you’re not 14

I’M NOT FOURTEEN!!!!!!

me: i don’t want to see jellyfish so i will blacklist the tag #jellyfish

people with no common sense: je11yf1sh, je11¥fi5h, j*llyf*sh, je//ÿf!sh, j3ï||yf¡sh, gel lee fisk

result: cannot account for the sheer amount of possible ways to alter the word jellyfish

conclusion: i have to see jellyfish now.

Once again, tumblr is not tiktok, tag properly.

bitchy older sister allison and bratty younger brother neil is actually a top tier dynamic

me as a 14th century knight: this sucks i'm gonna fms (translator's note: fall on my sword)

percy, annabeth, and grover after the SoM quest

original image below!

Spanish Jackie gives a whole new meaning to “I got your nose”

imagine finding an abandoned house and thinking you can maybe take some stuff from it but instead you find a troupe of the worst theatre gays you’ve ever seen putting on the most unconvincing and disorganized production and the scariest serial killer you’ve ever heard of who seems to be just hanging out with them enjoying the show. like what was going through the minds of those dutch merchants. are they okay

Love Is Blind Season 2, Episode 4 is just turning into Nick’s commentary track. Every 5 seconds they’re flashing to this dude and I love it. He is just a dude hanging out and missing his gf so resorting to gossip. Then in ep 5, first thing he does is fill Danielle in on everything she missed. I love them so much

Edit: I am so quickly wrong she is so mad instantly. This is not great. Oh no oh no oh no

Edit 2: OH GOD ITS GETTING WORSE. THE WEIRD PLAYLIST IS GOIN