Anyone else weirdly obsessed with pirates and ancient Egypt at the same time?
🎅 saintnick1225 Follow
gonna go kill my elf 🤣🤣🤣
🧝♂️ santaslittlehelper20184 Follow
man what the fuck
🦌 rudolphsblog Follow
i just got kicked ouit of the reindeer games again 😢
🧝♀️ toytiner93713943 Follow
holy shit santa just stabbed my coworker
🤶 jessica-jingle Follow
i baked some cookies 🍪👩🍳😊😋
🦌 dasher1938 Follow
just bullied some freak with a red nose LMFAOOOOO 😂
🧝♀️ toytiner93713943 Follow
my god theres blood everywhere
As a long time fan of both MCR and Fall Out Boy, which one hurt worse;
ROMANTIC MERCENARY: I'll kill anyone... for the right woman
KINDHEARTED BANDIT: cough up yer coin! if you've any to spare that is. I know times are tough. I'm here for you
GNOMISH NEW YORKER: oh my god they hit the twin mushrooms. oh my god its gnine gneleven
wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww
Me after finishing episode 5 of Moon Knight:
NEW TUMBLR UPDATE:
You can only like 4 posts a day and if you even think of reblogging we're going to blow your brains out
FINALLY SOME LESLIE JONES LOVE!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
LESLIE JONES as SPANISH JACKIE in OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH, 2022
honestly look at the bright side at least you’re not 14
I’M NOT FOURTEEN!!!!!!