Erenwrenchsworld - Eren Wrench

Imagine being held at gunpoint (bear with me) by a literate animal, and the only hope of rescue is (BEAR WITH ME) tweeting a coded message

I will be a little late to class today. I am not sure how late, but I will be there. I have been trying to find a way out of my room for over 20 minutes. There is a very big bug between me and the door and when I move, it moves, and when it flies its wings make this awful whirring noise like some vassal of horror. We are locked in a stalemate and I am at every disadvantage, and I wholeheartedly believe the bug is aware of this. Respectfully, I am in tears

I’m making cookies for my family

W Rizz

Mysterion flirting: I typically work alone, but you and me make a perfect team.

Kenny flirting: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

getting for dinner?

SUSHI OF COURSE! UH OH, there was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer, we're surrounded by fish, HORNY FISH, you know what that means! FISH ORGY! The stench draws in a bear, what are we gonna do? We're gunna fight it, bear fight, bear handed, bear…. naked? OH YES PLEASE. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl, then we ride it into a Chuck E Cheese, dance dance revolution. REVOLUTION? OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT? UHHH, I THINK SO. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ, then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out AGAIN, wake up, do a bump, WHITE OUT which I didn't know you could do, then I smoked a joint, GREENED OUT, THEN I TURNED INTO THE SUN, AND UH OH! LOOKS LIKE THE METH IS KICKING IN PLAHFHAAOPOAHJHASFOFAPALOAOFLAO

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Damn this stuff fire

Y’all didn’t tell me about the bots on this site

Can we get some Ron Staedtler x reader fan fiction?!

Paul:Pat! I have to ask you something important!

Pat:U-uh yeah! *coughs blood* what

is it?

Paul:Bruh have you seen my gun fam? Like It lost or something can

you find it?

Pat:~silence/dissapointed~

Tord:

Tord:What the actual fuck paul?