"For The Love Of God, Can You Stop Reciting Quotes From The Bibble?!"

So I can’t read fan fiction about being a trans male anymore??????

Paul:Pat! I have to ask you something important!

Pat:U-uh yeah! *coughs blood* what

is it?

Paul:Bruh have you seen my gun fam? Like It lost or something can

you find it?

Pat:~silence/dissapointed~

Tord:

Tord:What the actual fuck paul?

Have you guys realized that people who play Slime Rancher never complain about the protagonist being a women

Y’all didn’t tell me about the bots on this site

Why is this so fucking true though?!

middle school me reading the most jaw dropping toe curling traumatizing fanfic at 4 am when i had to wake up at 6 am

Bruh you know whenever there’s a fighting match in a video game and you have no idea which button is which so you just smash all the buttons at the same time and win?

Here is some of my collection

I will be a little late to class today. I am not sure how late, but I will be there. I have been trying to find a way out of my room for over 20 minutes. There is a very big bug between me and the door and when I move, it moves, and when it flies its wings make this awful whirring noise like some vassal of horror. We are locked in a stalemate and I am at every disadvantage, and I wholeheartedly believe the bug is aware of this. Respectfully, I am in tears

My friend has required some songs for you!

Forever - Papa Roach

Scars - Papa Roach

Help - Papa Roach

Falling Apart - Papa Roach

Gravity - Papa Roach

No Apologies - Papa Roach

Come Around - Papa Roach

I Hate Everything About You - Three Days Grace

Never Too Late - Three Days Grace

World So Cold - Three Days Grace

Gone Forever - Three Days Grace

Lifetime - Three Days Grace

Somebody That I Used To Know - Three Day Grace (cover)

DIE FOR YOU - STARSET

DARK ON ME - STARSET

LET IT DIE - STARSET

UNBECOMING - STARSET

PERFECT MACHINE - STARSET

DISAPPEAR - STARSET

DIVING BELL - STARSET

FAULTLINE - STARSET

RICOCHET - STARSET

Love You To Death - STARSET

Call Me - Shinedown

Second Chance - Shinedown

45 - Shinedown

The Crow & The Butterfly - Shinedown

I Don't Care - Apocalyptica

Under Your Scars - Godsmack

It's been a while - Staind

Through Glass - Stone Sour

Dear Agony - Breaking Benjamin

Angels Fall - Breaking Benjamin

Breath - Breaking Benjamin

Dance With The Devil - Breaking Benjamin

Nice hair

cw nsfw-ish brettdre

i need them to fuck