Relatable

Bro on Spotify you can watch the entire video of Meet The Team on tf2

I have free will

So what should I add to my ceiling 🩷

So I can’t read fan fiction about being a trans male anymore??????

I drank shampoo

Imagine being held at gunpoint (bear with me) by a literate animal, and the only hope of rescue is (BEAR WITH ME) tweeting a coded message

Yo my 1st period teacher when we don’t charge our Chromebooks is like”did you charge your phone?” Like bitch my phone never leaves me and my Chromebook is a piece of shit from 5 years ago

A snake walks into a bar and the bar tender says how did you do that

Nice hair

cw nsfw-ish brettdre

i need them to fuck