Erifoe - Erif’s Musing

hyperfixating on this is not enough i need to eat it

lil jon things i am obsessed with/think are hilarious in the order they occurred to me at 3 am

-spends the first book telling anyone who will listen that he’s Not Afraid To Die and then a wight shoves its whole hand down his throat and he’s like wow that was actually extremely scary and never says that shit again

-always got little Things he says to himself but they’re all awful. very bad affirmation game no wonder morale is low

-“did lord eddard father you on a fish wife”

-the doubts that plague me can’t catch me if i just keep making Decisions!!! let’s hear it for Decisions!!!!

-arguably contender for top woman respecter but batting absolute zero at successfully comforting crying women. unless you consider “making her mad at you instead of upset” a success

-i’m not a wolf! i’m not a wolf!! i’m not a wolf!!! while warging like almost constantly with zero control. babe i don’t think your affirmations are working you’re experiencing non consensual smells at an alarming rate

-i wish mormont was my dad wait no i wish benjen was my dad wait no i wish qhorin was my dad wait no i wish donal noye was my dad. will someone be my dad please i just keep making decisions

-constantly having Agonies over ethical decision making while the rest of the continent hasn’t even really invented the concept of ethics yet? on the verge of a nervous breakdown due to his constant Agonies

-related: love is the death of duty but having strong ethical convictions/clear moral vision is also kind of the death of duty oops! aemon didn’t warn you about that one!

-stannis wants to davosify this kid mega bad

-“jon felt like he was fifteen again” (said when he’s literally sixteen)

-has a terrible violence in his heart but it’s kind of the least of his problems tbh. like yeah my fire and blood levels are a little elevated but i’ve got paperwork i need to take care of

-RUNNING DOWN THE TABLE AT YOU WITH A KNIFE!!!!!

-last of the giants fixation. god he’s gonna be so mad when he comes back and wun wun is dead. this one isn’t hilarious it’s deeply moving and endearing

-an eagle almost rips his eye out and he’s like well i guess i have no choice but to have sex with ygritte at least one dozen times. it’s a tough job but someone’s gotta do it

-just a crazy amount of anime main character pre-loaded swag (bastard of winterfell skin changer with an albino direwolf and a cool sword which he can really SWANG and cool facial scars etc etc) and is actively working against it. rolled super high on charisma and is trying to balance it out by being as much of a boring fuddy duddy as he possibly can. the devil works hard (at making me cool) but i work harder (at being very uncool). it is an honorable thing to be swagless by choice…….

-pretty sure he actively enjoys saying no to people. just for love of the game (the game is being disagreeable). very capricorn coded. likely brushes his teeth in the shower.

-REMEMBER WE KNOW WHERE YOU SLEEP 😈

my favorite sopping wet beast

LISTEN

the child who reads 500 books a year to 20 something adult who only reads fanfic pipeline

Back to our regularly scheduled daydream plot

YOU DID?!?!? I LITERALLY GOT THE NOTIFICATION FOR IT LIKE 3 DAYS AGO I THOUGHT THINGS HAD STOPPED WORKING AGAIN

@zooterscooter @erifoe i can't get to my fucking dms anymore because tumblr is convinced i haven't verified my email even though i did so if you have something funny send a telegram or something idk

Draw Ozzie! If you want!

Here it is!!!! My first ask!!!! I’m honestly pretty proud of it! Do you think it looks like the reference picture??? (I’m impressed that it turned out so well, since I didn’t trace it!)

Ozzie is an adorable pup, so he gets recognition today! All Hail the Great Ozzie!

LITERALLY

You are amazing for making a fic oh my gosh

when the d!ckheads fandom only has like one fic on ao3 (that isn’t even ABOUT the characters) so you get the urge to just do everything yourself and make a fic.

and then that urge wins and you’ve just spent a good amount of time making a fic.

(definitely not talking about myself.)

Optional Drawing Prompt: fictional universe

You ask and you shall receive!!!

(Side note I posed for this pic to help with dimensions, and so my brother got the lucky job of taking a picture of me sitting in a weird position on my floor lol)