Imagine Theo in an interview and he can’t keep his cheeky comments to him self.
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“Well Theo let’s talk about your lovely girlfriend (Y/N). Was it love at first sight for you two.”
Theo smiled at the thought of you, almost giggling like a lovesick teenager. “Definitely not. (Y/N) hated me when we first met, thought I was egotistical and stubborn,” he paused, knowing you were watching, “I can be but only sometimes. But after while we were able to have civilized conversations and I was surprised by how much we actually had in common.”
The interviewer awed. “What surprised you most about her, if you don’t mind me asking.”
“What surprised me most?” Theo thought out loud. “What surprised me most was uh, her skills in bed.”
I have such an irrational fear that I’ll never get a boyfriend and that truly scares me
Thanks mate
I don’t like this game of hide and seek my soulmate is playing with me right now
im to WOKE for this
deadass
16 likes on tiktok is embarrassing but 16 likes on tumblr is like winning a grammy
THEY JUST SHOWED US MILO’S ASS FOR FREE??
the furrys im cackling
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