CHRIS IS IN YELLOW OH SHIT THAT'S NOT GOOD THAT'S NOT GOOD THAT SO SO SO SO SO NOT GOOD

eddie diaz | the prophecy

woohoo im underpaid medical staff now

Really a sign of the State of Things™️ that a wildly popular show about teachers is about how underfunded and underpaid and neglected teachers are and a wildly popular show about medical staff is about how underfunded and underpaid and neglected medical staff are

if art is defined by its ability to inspire feeling then id like to share some of the feelings i got. the sense of joy, the laugh, the smile. the feeling of freedom, of being young and weightless. the warm blanket of a slumber party and the sweet taste of ice cream melting. a sense of being seen, a lack of loneliness. someone else is weird in the same way i am. isn't that wonderful. finally, whimsy. the world is better with this piece in it.

“How long have you been 58?”

“A while.”

george and elaine were the original haters. kramer was not a hater he was a pioneer - some people will try to tell you jerry was also a hater but they’re wrong. jerry was a poser. he was a hater in private, which is the worst kind of hater - no backbone. he would nod understandingly at george and elaine’s woes but he would secretly be hating on their hate. too much shame in his game. elaine and george would hate publicly, with their whole chests, ESPECIALLY on each other, that’s how you know it was real

"It's said war, war never changes. Cats do, through the furniture they shred."

fanfic where sarah lyons shows up in new vegas during fallout s2 and looks fucking cool

Beers on the boardwalk 🏖️

These two are my current faves in D20: Never Stop Blowing Up, which is incredible.

Do tell us the sport in the tags.

me, pointing at myself in the mirror: bro quit thinking about voltron you’re scaring the hoes