CHAT THEY DISCOVERED A NEW COAT TYPE IN CATS

he's so funny

oh no....the full moon...you have to run, i won't be able to control myself once i tr-AUGH....GRRRRRRRAAAAAUUUYGGGGHHHHHH *painfully contorts my body and my bones crack and when my scary transformation is complete i am a little rabbit sitting peacefully on the ground*

me, pointing at myself in the mirror: bro quit thinking about voltron you’re scaring the hoes

A young Wizard’s best friend.

“I guess everyone’s forgetting how Kamala—“

nobody forgot shit! we have bigger problems! the only alternative to Kamala is a man who wants to wage war on every minority in America. A man who wants to push us further into full on fascism. any “but that one time Kamala” talk benefits only one person right now and that’s Donald Trump. do your part by keeping that shit to yourself! nobody fucking asked and whatever you’re bringing up isn’t more important than queer people’s lives — which ARE at stake. just shut the fuck up and vote, republicans are counting on infighting among the left, so just put it aside. It can wait, I promise.

When the netherese orb in your chest ruins your love life for a SECOND time 🤣

telling the coworkers about a case they closed (without any exaggerations whatsoever)

they're really brave and cool trust me dude

(ID in alt)

A week late but this came to me in a vision.