God Who Has The Money. The Time. The Size.

woohoo im underpaid medical staff now

Really a sign of the State of Things™️ that a wildly popular show about teachers is about how underfunded and underpaid and neglected teachers are and a wildly popular show about medical staff is about how underfunded and underpaid and neglected medical staff are

can everyone stop having bad opinions so i dont have to close this app and abandon the beautiful women who inhabit it they need me here. so everyone stop please

the protestant equivilant is Psalm 23 and it gives you advantage on CHR saving throws. don't debate this we can't get another sect.

If you say the Shema you get resistance to poison damage and you get to roll twice on an INT or WIS check

“i’m holding my breath for you”

lyrics from swimming pool by the front bottoms

I DONT WANNA PAY BILLS I WANNA USE MY MONEY FOR FOOD AND LIL GIFTS FOR MYSELF AND MY LOVED ONES

I love him sm

oh no....the full moon...you have to run, i won't be able to control myself once i tr-AUGH....GRRRRRRRAAAAAUUUYGGGGHHHHHH *painfully contorts my body and my bones crack and when my scary transformation is complete i am a little rabbit sitting peacefully on the ground*