Errorkingsposts - The Void Of Space Is A Vast Expance

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

thinking about creatures.

I’m eating this Russian chocolate and it made a rattling noise when I shook it and there’s a horse magnet inside???

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

thinking about creatures.

Life cycle of our Sun, from beginning to end~

“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”