Biggest Mindfuck Is The Fact That It Can Be So So Difficult To Tell The Difference Between When It's

There’s like 12 different kinds of tension in this image.

@salticid​ you’re amazing and I love ur cryptic spambot convo I hope u like this!!

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“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

여어- 히싸씨부리 （ ɔ̸ᴉʇɐ͟N͞さんのツイート ）

Zoozve, my beloved

Doot doot

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

I like this

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