I Want To Personally Thank The American Founding Fathers For Winning The Revolution Bcos Without Them,

hockey fun facts

@inkalchemist was mad at me because i didn’t tell her about that time crosby chocked on a mozza stick, so i decided to create this list of dumb/funny hockey anecdotes/things hockey players have done

that time tyson barrie injured himself wrestling with a teammate during worlds

that time andre burakovsky climbed into a random car thinking it was his uber

that time giroux got arrested for touching a cop’s butt (touching people without their consent is not funny, but this seriously counts as dumb)

brian dumoulin thinks indie music is “indian music”

ilya bryzgalov thinks a lot about the universe 

supposedly, taylor hall offered a girl a gucci purse in exchange for anal

mark messier kept the whole 1993 st louis roster waiting outside of a club in new york

ovechkin gave vodka to his teammates during the all star game

sidney crosby’s superstitions

just… the whole water police thing

i’m sure there are like a thousand more so please feel free to add

Say what you will about red white and royal blue but

“I want you-“

“then fucking have me”

goes harder than like 80% of all media made in the last 50 years

Basic adulting tips you wish your parents had taught you?

he 😭 liked 😭 him 😭 from 😭 the 😭 moment 😭 they 😭 met 😭

I hope this is in the movie 🥹

I’m in love with this fic. The mindfuck tag is no joke. Ripping my hair out as I reread stuff with all the recent context in latest chapter. Go read:

Even the People in Your Dreams Will Lie to You by popering on AO3

The team rescues Lance and Keith from their months-long imprisonment at the hands of the Galra. No one expects their missing paladins to be exactly the same as they were, but they're prepared to help them in whatever way they need. Lance seems eager enough to get things back to normal, but Keith won't even acknowledge them. The team is at a loss. How are you supposed to help someone who won't even look at you?

(mind the tags, and stay safe ❤️)

this scene zoomed in… the way henry is holding him, how he leans into alex’s neck i’m going to end it all!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Coran hieronymus wimbleton smythe did not wear a tailored corset and the Christian Louboutin kitten wedges to the cryochamber just for Lauren Montgomery and Joaquim Dos Santos to say that someone else was the first gay character in voltron. don’t worry mr. smythe. i saw your Louboutins.

grouping a bunch of kl pics I’ve had around in my folder for a while! 💜

rough klance sketches to get me through exam season I breathe them like air

Thought it was gonna be a kinda tacky kids movie w gay knights and their shapeshifter kid but I am pleasantly surprised and found myself laughing out loud in my room lmao