HAPPY 100 FOLLOWERS WOOOO!1!1!

ALREADY??!

Silver rock!

i keep zoning out and its making me mad

my eyes will NOT focus

LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

Fourteen the beloved

Having mutuals is so weird.

Like yes we are friends but no we're not but yes we are and I love them but no we're not friends but yes in some gay special way we are

being a trans teenager sucks because i see all these hot men and guys and im like “im gonna jerk off to this” and then i remember I CANT JERK OFF BECAUSE I DONT HAVE COCK

not to be controversial but..... I think we should stop slandering writers who have a "wattpad/booktok writing style" with the blue orbs y/n and shit like that. especially since like these are beginner writers and mocking them instead of giving actual feedback will only make them give up writing more.

to the beginner writers reading this: i love you regardless of how your story plays out or your writing style. keep doing what you do, it's awesome and it'll get better !

hi here a little tutorial on how to get 3-7 days of extra testosterone out of testogel bottles! (and keep the spring and little ball inside of them)

part 1!

you will need: your empty testogel bottle and a pair of pliers (scissors are optional)

step 1: pull the pump off, this is super easy and will expose the mechanism inside!

step 2: grab that top bit of plastic with your pliers and pull hard, now the whole mechanism is out

here's your first bit of extra gel! on the bottom of the pump mechanism! rub that onto your body!

step 2.5: now to get the spring off! grab the little plastic ring at the top of the mechanism and pull that sucker off! free spring :3