“We Were Young,“ She Said. “Stupid."”    “Crazy,” He Added.    “Selfish.”    “In

Tony: The idea of being married is so weird, like what if I’m having a sad moment late at night and I wanna cry in bed and there is just some guy there??

Stephen, putting a wedding ring on Tony’s hand at the alter: really, you bring this up now????

Tony Stark || False confidence

Steve Rogers & Tony Stark | Mercy | Marvel Fanedit

I am really proud of this one!

ok but why does captain america have a fitness challenge and why is it still being shown in schools. he took experimental super steroids and is currently an international fugitive

Me: You know why I love reading fanfiction. I already know that my OTP is getting the happy ending they deserve. I don’t have to read the whole multichapter fanfiction in one day.

Also me, at 3am in the morning, staring with bloodshot eyes at my phone: I just can’t stop, I need to know how this ends. Are they going to be happy. TELL ME.

Also me, finally finished reading: I need another one. This one was just too exciting. Just one more, before going to bed. A fluffy one.

must I really tell my telepathic ex boyfriend who gave up his powers so he could walk after I deflected a bullet into his spine and left him on a beach with no transport, and I haven’t seen in ten years, that I still love him? surely it’s enough to let him know I didn’t kill jfk?

Okay, so I just saw the grinch for the very first time (I know... sue me) and what am I taking from it?

We should all wear mini-skirts with that much confidence.

Chapters: 17/? Fandom: Batman (Movies - Nolan), Suicide Squad (2016), Batman - All Media Types, Gotham (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Joker (DCU)/Harleen Quinzel, Joker (DCU) & Bruce Wayne, Joker/Harley Quinn Characters: Joker (DCU), Harleen Quinzel, Edward Nygma, Pamela Isley, Bruce Wayne, Jim Gordon, Harvey Bullock, Hugo Strange Additional Tags: Memory Loss, Canon-Typical Violence, Abusive Relationships, Joker (DCU)’s Name is Jack, Blood and Violence, Amnesia, Minor Pamela Isley/Harleen Quinzel Summary:

Jack Napier was a nobody. A nobody without friends, without a family and most importantly, without memories. His life began four months ago when he woke up at the Gotham General. Alone.

Nobody seemed to be looking for him and nobody seemed to miss him. But if so, then why did he have the recurring dream of a blonde beauty? And where did the voice come from? The voice in his head that longed for blood.

Peter: Have your ever seen a baby pigeon?

Harley: No, of course not. Hell sends them fully trained.

Me: I really need a solution for the plot hole in my multichapter fanfiction that I've been trying to finish for weeks. So please, just for once, focus on the task at hand.

My brain: Oh yeah, got it. No problem.

Also my brain: You know I have this idea for a whole new story. Completely unrelated to the other one. What if we start this one instead.