Essiggurkee - Essiggurke

Me: I really need a solution for the plot hole in my multichapter fanfiction that I've been trying to finish for weeks. So please, just for once, focus on the task at hand.

My brain: Oh yeah, got it. No problem.

Also my brain: You know I have this idea for a whole new story. Completely unrelated to the other one. What if we start this one instead.

Steve Rogers & Tony Stark | Mercy | Marvel Fanedit

I am really proud of this one!

Tony: The idea of being married is so weird, like what if I’m having a sad moment late at night and I wanna cry in bed and there is just some guy there??

Stephen, putting a wedding ring on Tony’s hand at the alter: really, you bring this up now????

I’m definitely not demanding it or saying you have to, but readers quoting back their favorite lines/moments of a fic/chapter is the absolute best, and every single one of you who has ever done this deserves to find $20 on the ground. Not all heroes wear capes, y’know?  

ok but why does captain america have a fitness challenge and why is it still being shown in schools. he took experimental super steroids and is currently an international fugitive

must I really tell my telepathic ex boyfriend who gave up his powers so he could walk after I deflected a bullet into his spine and left him on a beach with no transport, and I haven’t seen in ten years, that I still love him? surely it’s enough to let him know I didn’t kill jfk?

I actually wanted to do something entirely different for another fandom, but then I watched Good Omens again, and remembered how utterly obsessed I am with those idiots. So well here we are.

This is pure self-indulgence but I hope you enjoy it nonetheless.

For a better quality go to YouTube.

Will Turner & Jack Sparrow | Bad Blood

They share one braincell...

Chapters: 32/32 Fandom: Batman (Movies - Nolan), Suicide Squad (2016), Batman - All Media Types, Gotham (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Joker (DCU)/Harleen Quinzel, Joker (DCU) & Bruce Wayne, Joker/Harley Quinn Characters: Joker (DCU), Harleen Quinzel, Edward Nygma, Pamela Isley, Bruce Wayne, Jim Gordon, Harvey Bullock, Hugo Strange Additional Tags: Memory Loss, Canon-Typical Violence, Abusive Relationships, Joker (DCU)'s Name is Jack, Blood and Violence, Amnesia, Minor Pamela Isley/Harleen Quinzel Summary:

Jack Napier was a nobody. A nobody without friends, without a family and most importantly, without memories. His life began four months ago when he woke up at the Gotham General. Alone. Nobody seemed to be looking for him and nobody seemed to miss him. But if so, then why did he have the recurring dream of a blonde beauty? And where did the voice come from? The voice in his head that longed for blood.

This story is finally finished, so for everyone who is relucant to start reading a work in progress, now is your time XD.

Hannibal Lecter & Will Graham | Daddy | Hannibal Edit

Well... I have nothing to say in my defense. Except that the song just seemed perfect.