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How do you think the jjk men would react when they see their partner cook for the first time and they appear to be horrible with their own safety? Like, their partner made them food quite often and it was tasty every time, but when they actually see their partner with a knife, chopping veggies or something, they break out in cold sweat worrying over how they hold it etc. Who freaks out the most I wonder? Who will ban their partner from the kitchen? 🤭

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Okay so I'll order the men from least panicy to most

Satoru: he'd joke around about your skills but will genuinely snatch the knife away and just offer to order takeout

Suguru: A bit like Satoru, but he wouldn't joke, just scold you in a gentle manner about safety in the kitchen, will offer to help you learn how to chop things properly

Toji: 'Yer a grown ass woman but dunno how to chop properly? Jesus, mama." Is what he would say at the sight. With Toji, I feel like he would remove the knife from your hold and adjust it so you're holding it properly. Then, he'd just stand behind you, guiding your chops like he's Remi from Ratatouille

Sukuna: surprised he made it this high up? Well, sukuna wouldn't be fussing over you like a stereotypical boyfriend would. No, he'd be worried in his own manners. He would make fun of how you chop things in the kitchen and how 'silly humans can't do anything right' but will also drag you away from the kitchen and have Uraume cook from now on. And if you really want to cook again, then you're only allowed to with Uraume watching

Nanami: Yes, this man worries, but he's not overbearing with it. He would've noticed early on in your relationship how you chopped things up. He even saved you from slicing your fingers off one time by stopping your ministrations on the cucumber you were slicing up. He would then proceed to show you how it's done and teach you how to do it with no risks of danger

Choso: Oh, this poor boy will be worrying the MOST. He's seen you cook before, but he's always thought that what you did was the normal and safe way, so when he was watching a cooking show one day and the chefs there said to NOT hold your knife the way you did as to prevent injuries, he bursted into the kitchen and put you on a kitchen ban. But since no one else knew how to cook in the house, the ban was quickly upheld, but Choso did make you watch tutorials with him

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Guys I was chatting with a sukuna ai bot on c.ai and he suddenly mentioned that he can get pregnant 😭😭

Yuij Dating Headcanons

TW: Fluff bc OFC!!!, Sukuna mention (bro is a whole warning), Yuij being Yuij

A/N: I can't wait to share news with you all about the new Sukuna fic i'm planning to write!!

Okay so let me start off, he's such a good person to have as a boyfriend!!

Okay, he's a liiiiitle dumb, but he has a big heart! So that makes up for it :3

He'd LOVEY LOVE LOVE to go on dates with youuu!!!! Most of the time, you choose what you two are going to do. He's happy if you're happy! (But if you'll let him choose, you guys are going to be seeing human Earthworm 5)

He tries his very best to keep Sukuna away from you. Sukuna obviously knows about you, he's seen you through Yuij's eyes. But he's never talked with you before (and isn't planning to unless you're useful to him)

Yuij would buy/win you plushies to add to your collection <3!!

He's not a very jealous type, if you have guy friends he wouldn't mind! He has lady friends like Nobara, and you don't mind. But if one of your guy friends hit on you/made you uncomfortable, he's BEEFING with him frfr.

Definitely pranked you once by painting Sukuna's marks on his face (You scolded him and took his kissing privileges away for 3 days)

He's your training buddy! You always spar with him, but when you can't (which is rarely) You spar with Megumi or Nobara.

You two always have secret sleepovers in either your dorm or his. You guys have pillow fights, watch scary movies (He acts like he isn't scared, but he secretly is)

He totally uses corny af pickup lines and tries to rizz you up sometimes, and you don't know if he's being genuine with it or if he's just joking.

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Thank you all for voting! My apologies to the people who wanted me to continue the storyline. But I can't continue a story when the plot doesn't sit right with me

Love you all!

Guys I've been wondering something

So after I posted the first part to "Reincarnated Hearts" (my Sukuna fic) I didn't really like the storyline

So here's my question to you guys.

Should I discontinue this story and write a different one, or should I continue the current storyline?

Papamin Headcanons

T/W: Fluff, bad grammar, pregancy mention, kinda short, gender of the baby not specified, girldad Nanami mention

This is kind of a continuation of my Nanami dating headcanons

Okay so ever since he heard that you're pregnant with his child, he has been over the moon ever since! He's always dreamed of having a little family with you and that dream is becoming a reality!!

Boy or girl? Doesn't matter to him, he'll cherish the baby no matter what!! (girldad Papamin would go SO HARD THOUGH!!! His little princess who's got him wrapped around her little chubby finger❤️)

He'd be so weak for the baby UAAGHHHH!!! Buying them the CUTEST onesies and clothes to take pictures of them with, buying them toys and stuffed animals like crazy! He'd get them everything their little heart desires if you didn't stop him :(((

He's been trying his hardest to save up enough money to retire early so you guys can move to Maleysia with your little family :(((

He definetly carries a picture of you and your children in his wallet, his protecting talisman!

If your child ever turns out to be a jujutsu sorcerer like you both, he will never allow them to attend Jujutsu Tech for their own safety

He wants atleast two children, but he'd never force you to!

Whenever it's cold outside, he makes sure your child is extra warm dressed with a cute scarf, mittens and a cute beanie or earmuffs to keep their little ears warm!

If you don't have time to go to parent teacher conferences, he'll gladly go to see how well his little one is doing in school! They're smart like papa after all

(when your child's first word wasn't 'papa', he was sulking about it for a couple of days)

He insisted onto making a picture book with all of your child's accomplishments, no matter how 'little' they are! First time crawling? Into the picture book! First time eating icecream? Into the picture book! (he has a digital copy of the picture book that he looks at whenever he is on a mission so he can always remember why he is fighting. To come back home to his little family 🥰)

When your child becomes a toddler and can have sorta decent conversations, he'll sometimes sneak in a little dad joke

"Papa? Papa, I'm hungry!"

"You're hungry? I thought you were (C/N)?" (child's name. Also, dad jokes have my heart, could you tell?)

Sometimes when Nanami makes a certain expression and your child's in the same room as him, they'll copy his facial expression 100% (AND YOU CANNOT TELL ME OTHERWISE!!!)

Thank you for reading till the end!~

-Misha

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Okay so like I dissapeared for like what, 4 months? Anyways heres a thought

thinking about Heian!era Sukuna and his wife (reader) but they've been married for a very long time and the reader is an elderly woman now. Sukuna doesn't care that she's old and wrinkly, she's still his wife and he loves her, end of story.

Also, reader naps on Sukuna's lap while he's on his throne because yes

Choso dating headcanons

TW: fluff, choso being a cutie patootie, mention of insecurities from Choso's side and possible grammar errors

A/N: guys pls send requests for oneshots, headcanons, LITERALLY ANYTHING!!!!!

Okay so if you ever manage to get in a relationship with him, congrats! You're his first ever girlfriend :))!

He's inexperienced (obviously) with relationships :(( he's trying to be the best boyfriend he can be for you!!!

He gets all of his dating advice from Yuij.

Yuij once told him that humans like it when their partner gifts them flowers. So the next day you got a gigantic bouquet of different kinds of flowers, because the poor bby didnt know which type you liked, on your front door with a handwritten letter from Choso <33

Sweet boy has a whole love confession written there, saying how he misses you so much whole he's on his mission, promising he'll take you out to see Human Earthworm 4 :)) (Yuiji's suggestion!)

His favorite thing to do with you is taking walks while you tell him about your day. He likes how excited you can get when you see something cute.

I feel like his little pigtails are like cat ears, so when someone (you) calls his name, then his pigtails will turn upwards

He's really clingy, if you leave the bed to use the bathroom, he'll be pouting and clawing at the door, asking you to let him in to make sure no bathroom curses get you!

Sometimes he gets insecure about the fact he's a curse :(((( so you need to give him many reassurance smooches on his face to make him feel better <3

He sometimes brings Yuij over to hangout with the both of you!

One time you took him to get icecream, and he complained about it being too cold..

If you're not there to cuddle w/ him in bed, he cuddles one of your plushies bc your warmth and fragrance still lingers on it :(((

He likes it when you play w/ his hair <3 He'd also love to do your hair!!

If you have a skincare routine, he tries to help and memorize your routine so he can do it for you if you're ever too tired to do it!

That's all, thank you for reading till the end <33!!

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