Reblog & Put An Inside Joke In The Tags

Yeah I definitely don’t like men

I love Michael Sheen fans. Every so often he’ll be trending on Tumblr not because he did something in particular but just because he’s Michael Sheen

Like to charge reblog to cast

I turn 30 next month so here’s what I learned in my 20s:

—don’t work for startups, they’re always one ‘innovative idea’ away adding ‘sell your kidneys on the black market’ to your job description.

—keeping a collection of basic OTC medicine on you will save your life one day. I recommend Advil, Imodium, and TUMS.

—those little single-use glasses cleaning wipes are 1000% worth the money

—overly self-depreciating jokes just make people uncomfortable, wean yourself off of them

—you can buy dehydrated mini marshmallows in bulk online and they’re a godsend for hot cocoa

—people don’t care if you have fidget toys on your desk they just want to play with them

—try to go to bed BEFORE the existential ennui kicks in

you will feel so alive again.. like so incredibly alive. i dont know when that will be but it will be. u are gonna feel so alive that ur cheeks hurt from smiling oh man oh man i promise that day is coming. you do have a future, you do have good things coming, and you’ll survive everything that’s thrown at you until you reach that day

This is how I’m gonna feel posting about Forever is a Feeling tomorrow when more people are gonna be talking about Ariana Grande

They share a brain and I think this is always playing in it

Thinking of using this blog again but my Good Omens hyperfixation didn’t last very long so idk what to make my icon and stuff lmao

Hey guys. What the fuck

I’m normal (I just spent like an hour making a presentation about MML characters for my friends when I get to show them some episodes)