Thranduil: THIS. IS. GREENWOOD! *kicks Orc Off A Cliff*

Happy Birthday, Sir Peter Jackson! 🎉

It’s like in the g r e a t stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really m a t t e r e d.

how tf are hobbit holes named

like bag end? alright, bilbos last name is baggins.

baggins = bag end makes sense

but brandy hall?

???

They're holding hands

“So it was that Frodo saw her whom few mortals had yet seen; Arwen, daughter of Elrond, in whom it was said that the likeness of Lúthien had come on earth again; and she was called Undómiel, for she was the Evenstar of her people.”

— The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, J.R.R. Tolkien

Sam by Maia O. Tolkien's "chief hero", a gardener. The one who grows, tends, nurtures. It's too perfect 😭😭😭

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Thorin: How the hell you spell showfur

Thranduil: Chauffeur

Thorin: Oooo fancy pants rich mgee over here fuck you

(This is a refernce to this)

Oh my god guys. They're taking the hobbits to isengard