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Odysseus: No, you're cuter

Penelope: No, 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 cuter

Odysseus: No, 𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 cuter

Telemachus: There are literally over 100 people dead in our house, guys.

I lied. Put your pants back on. We're gonna discuss how beautiful this man is.

When I was trying to get into The Beatles for the first time I asked people for song recommendations and someone told me Revolution 9 and I think about that alot

au where they all survived and all go to the same boarding school 😇

Odysseus: Ask me why I love my wife.

Diomedes: Don’t-

Achilles: Why do you love wife?

Diomedes: (groans)

Odysseus: (pulls out a 200-slide presentation)

Odysseus: I'm so glad you asked.

don't make it look like a girl then lol

They don't usually look like women, my mum just sees anyone with longer hair, or wearing slightly feminine colours/accessories and she immediately assumes they're a woman

An old sketch with the same idea that Simon's ghost is watching Jack.

Translate:

1) There has been a lot of draft in your room lately.

2) Why isn't your bed made? This is unacceptable for a little gentleman!

3) Why is the crucifix upside down? Is it because of the draft?

4) Your things fall out of your hands too often!

5) You look very tired... Didn't you get enough sleep?

6) Where did this chain of wet footprints on the floor come from?

7) A shadow you see out of the corner of your eye. Try not to look at it.

I love Given, I wish gay people were real

Alfur slander will NEVER be welcomed in my household.