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Im gonna be so real can yall actually talk about ways we can support trans women in the UK instead of giving all the attention to fucking JKR. I already know that Harry Poter sucks, I wanna know how to actually HELP people. Something something you have to love the oppressed more than you hate the oppressor

Sirius' loud hatred for slytherin, even after Regulus was sorted there

Then down the line Dorcas makes her way into the Marauders and Valkyries and Regulus realizes that Sirius can have exceptions, he was just never good enough to be one

archers gloves vs digital artist gloves being opposite of one another

I think HCing characters with physical disabilities is good and should be done more often but whenever I do it I feel like

I love how some people's eyes light up when I tell them to have a nice weekend because they remember its Friday and life is worth living gain

Rosekiller who had Pandora officiate their wedding just before the war so if anything happened, they wouldn’t have to testify against each other.

Rosekiller who claimed that they weren’t dating but would get so jealous anytime someone flirted in their direction.

Rosekiller who went on muggle raids together because they always watched each others back.

Rosekiller who saw the birth of their niece Luna Lovegood.

Rosekiller who secretly funded the Xenophillius’ paper.

Rosekiller who received goodbye letters from their best friend, Regulus Black, and instructions to find out how to destroy a horocrux.

Rosekiller who gave Pandora instructions on how to cast fiendfyre.

Rosekiller who attended Pandora’s funeral secretly because they were wanted men.

Rosekiller who comforted Luna Lovegood and gave her memorabilia of her mother because she was all that was left of their sister/sister-in-law and best friend.

Rosekiller who sat together and received news on Dorcas Meadows’ death. She didn’t even get a full headline like Reggie. She was just one name in a row of obituaries. She died thinking her closest friends betrayed her.

Rosekiller who hid together after several close calls at the Lovegood cottage.

Rosekiller accidentally spotted by Mad eye Moody. A man that Evan cost an eye. Evan Rosier who was in the middle of gathering mushrooms for stew, struck down a hex. Barty Crouch Jr who hears the fighting and rushes down to see Evan fighting a squad of aurors. Barty Crouch Jr who sees his heart struck down by a stray hex.

Barty Crouch Jr who drops his wand and tries to hold his husband only to be pinned down and arrested on the spot.

Barty Crouch Jr who gives up and is sent to Azkhaban without trial because everyone he loves (his found family) is dead.

Barty Crouch Jr who spends a few years in a cell next to his best friend’s estranged brother. The brother he knows is innocent. He watches as Dementors and guards torture the righteous Gryffindor. He thinks back on his childhood, the abuse at the hands of his father, the Minister. He concludes- The ministry is corrupted.

Barty Crouch Jr who receives his first visitor in Azkhaban, his mother who is on death’s bed. She hands him poly juice potion and her house elf. He knows she wants him to live his life to its fullest. He wants to.

Barty Crouch Jr who is immediately imperioused by his father upon escaping. His mother had told his father of her plan. He is stuck in stasis as the years go by. His mother dies, he is pronounced dead, his father is promoted. He pleads for help. Begs but no sound comes out. Then, the dark lord appears.

Barty Crouch Jr who takes revenge on the man who killed his heart and replaces him in Hogwarts.

Barty Crouch Jr who sees his niece for the first time in years roaming the halls. She has Xenophillius’ complexion but she is undeniably Pandora’s daughter. She sees her hanging out with an angry younger sibling who loves quidditch (Ginny Weasley) and is immediately taken back to Pandora and Reg. He sees Blaise Zabini waltzing down the halls with Pansy Parkinson and Draco Malfoy scowling behind. He is reminded of Dorcas, Evan and himself, prancing about the halls. Blood purity be damned. Before everything went wrong. Before the deatheaters, family obligations and Dumbledore’s child militia tore them apart.

Barty Crouch Jr who gets the dementor’s kiss. For the first time he’s filled with good memories and then the dementor takes it all.

James potter would play red dead redemption 2 and impersonate a cowboy for 2 months afterwards

I know my frontal lobe is developing when I feel physical anxiety at the thought that I forgot my bus pass

Are you really listening to "Paul revere" (- noah kahan) when you're nit fighting back tears on public transport??

I posted my first one shot!!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63181492

Everyone thinks Barty is mean because he's always narrowing his eyes at people. But in reality he's squinting because he's fucking blind and never wears his glasses.

Rosekiller with the matching ciggarets after sex necklaces. Evan would be the half with 'my heart for you' and Barty the 'I would glady break' that's it that's the post.

Cigarettes After Sex Store

Broken Heart Necklace

Stainless Steel Heart Necklace features I Would Gladly Break My Heart For You engraved on the front and Cigarettes After Sex logo engraved o

my philosophy teacher recently wore a slytherin jumper crumpled up at his arms to the point where you could still see his deer head tattoo, the brainrot is rotting i fear

you just get me fr

i’m putting stoner toxic masculinity frank ocean evan rosier in a cage with sadistic anatomist victorian child evan rosier and making them fight to the death

Ahhh thank you for the tag <33

npt: @ans3v

Guys I just found a new picrew:

Lets make a chain!!

Picrew here

npt : @fictionalsimp09 @outromoony @saturnsconstellation @theprongspotter @here-am-i-sitting-in-a-tin-can @calypso10191 @bisexual-bat @reggiekinnie2 @moutainrusing @missmoonfrost @tankerfishthesimp @cheekyboybeth @auntiejohn @wildoceanstarz @gasolinehornet @kawaiibarty @soft-likethesunset @wishiwereheather13 @definitionoffuckup @poolpvrty @utterqueerdisasterthesimp

Leto Atreides (oscar isaak) is and will forever be my favorite fancast for monty, you cant tell me that leto doesn't give off perfect fleamont vibes in the few scenes he has

Hi 👋

I am Samer Abu Ras, reaching out to you with a plea born out of desperation and hope. My wife Shorouq and I, along with our three children, including our youngest who is just a baby, are struggling to survive the horrors of war. We’ve been forced from our home, left with nothing but the clothes on our backs, and now live in a tent, constantly on the move in search of safety.

Our eldest son, Qusay, has been fighting a battle of his own since birth, born with severe heart problems. He has already endured multiple surgeries, and he urgently needs ongoing medical care that we simply cannot provide in these conditions. His fragile health, combined with the devastation of war, leaves us with no choice but to seek help.

I humbly ask for your support. Whether it’s a donation of 105 kronor or whatever you can spare, or simply sharing our story, your contribution will help us escape this nightmare and give Qusay the medical care he needs to survive. It will allow us to find a safe haven where we can rebuild our lives and protect our children’s future.

I apologize if my appeal seems repetitive or intrusive, but our situation is dire, and I have no other option but to keep asking. From the depths of my heart, I thank you for taking the time to read our story and for any support you can provide.

With deepest gratitude,

🙏 Samer and Shoroa Family 🌷

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barty and evan would get each others bite marks tattooed, send tweet

we all know and love the hc that sirius walked regulus down the isle however let me present to you narcissa walking him down (that way sirius could potentially be best man)

i am a crow, my bed is my nest, don't criticize me on the box of tissues, snack, trinkets, and nesseties sleeping next to me at night

orange juice by noah kahan but its regulus talking to/about sirius after he left grimmauld

hmv please take my soul 🙏

black family edits with Midwest Emo are my achilles heal 😔

Rosekiller are the kind of people to be besties with theire local takeout

(the tai takeout guy gave me 6 instead of 8 springrolls)

(i hate myself for using the word bestie)

Ahh thanks for the tag :D

npt: @undergroundglendower @my-castles-crumbling @moutainrusing

new tag game anyone?

Go on pintrest and search: me as a painting, animal, my hobby, & weather

:D

np tagsss @cheekyboybeth @allonsy-moony @the-stars-drowning @starcrossedmoony @aesthetic-writer18 @ashstillalive

THIS!!

call me problematic but the death eaters will always be the more compelling characters to me specifically BECAUSE they exist in a narrative with such rigid black/white morality; because they are considered evil as fact; because they are punished as individuals for the way a system made them; because they are offered no avenues for redemption!

every glimpse of humanity & personhood from one of the cartoonishly-evil disposable background villains (bella’s petnames for her sister, peter’s friendship with james, barty’s skill as a teacher, the carrows’ love for each other, regulus’s note) automatically carries INFINITELY more weight than any dramatic gryffindorish act of heroism BECAUSE it comes shining out from a vacuum. lock me up!!! you should be feeling empathy for them!! do you see how humanity becomes more textured when applied to characters that we, as readers, are meant to disregard as monsters. should i call mary shelley

this xeno characterisation is so dear to me

Favourite loser? 🤨 Like actual losers, not just "well, they're weird". You seem like a Peter person

Okay, starting off by saying I love this ask!!

When I think of losers in the marauders era I wouldn't immediately think of Peter, or at least not the way I hc him. But I do love him in his own special way, but not a loser way. I think there are more losery losers out there.

Like Xenophilius. Man is a humanoid string of cooked spaghetti who loves conspiracies and everything thinks he's a freak. He doesn't have many friends beyond Pandora and Barty (who is also perpetually perceived as being a loser), so he spends a lot of time on his own muttering to himself.

He goes on to be the editor of a magazine that 99% of the wizarding community thinks is nonsense and is mostly ignored. Pandora and Luna regularly have to try and convince him that he's not a loser, not fully believing their own words. He tried to start a Hogwarts student magazine but it was just him, nobody else signed up, or at least not using real names.

He sits in corners of Hogwarts writing things down in his little notebook with his long limp hair that he has to be persuaded to cut and wash, and when he's not in uniform he dresses in clothes that nobody else wears from odd muggle stores in the depths of London.

Some people say he's wacky and zany but I think my boy Phil is a certified loser. He sits down at the Ravenclaw table and people get up and move away from him. He's vibing in his own world doing his little dance like at Bill and Fleur's wedding with his yellow clothes and odd throat singing and pisses the common room off because he refuses to keep it to the confines of his dorm.

In the wise words of Alex, "Phil is the real odd fuck".

we are allowed to store a cup in the classroom of my creative writing class to drink tea during lessons and this is very important bc i always drink tea and he is my favorite teacher so which cup is the best?? (also i am very indecisive if u havn't noticed)

I know what you are.

I mutter under my breath after someone in my creative writing class complimented my "rip remus lupin" shirt

some could say... my evil plan is working 😼

(befriending the other guy with no friends in my theather class)