Sluttiest Thing A Man Can Do Is Be Regulus Black

Regulus laughs against his lips, low and mocking, nails scraping along James’s jaw. “Knew you’d come running the second I called.” James doesn’t answer, just fists a hand in Regulus’s shirt and pulls him closer, swallowing whatever cruel remark he was about to make. Because that’s what this is, isn’t it? They don’t talk. They take. They ruin. Because Regulus is a sickness James can’t shake, and James is the worst kind of addiction—one that feels good enough to make you ignore how much it’s destroying you.

what do non mauraders fans do??? like my life revolves around them, every waking moment is consumed by just the thought of them. do they just do nothing???

fuck all romance except from what harry potter's dead dad, and harry potter's dead godfather's dead emo brother have got going on.

It might take me a bit, but I'm going to try and write it.

i need james yelling yippee the first time regulus takes his pants off

Crimson Rivers core

Regulus: I’ll kill you

James: You want to fuck me sooo bad

Regulus:*pulls out a knife*

James:

You, every night.

do you ever re-read your own wips like 'damn the bitch that wrote this oughta finish it'

Regulus being interrogated(?) by Voldemort:

Voldy: on a spiel about something

Regulus: Hey Tom?

Voldy: *pauses*

Regulus *while smirking*: Riddle me this..

(I thought of this while I was reading Anti-hero by @rweoutofthewoods (love the fic by the way!) and I was on chapter 26, Battle of Hogwarts, where Voldy and Death Eaters find out Reg is alive and they are talking)

james probably says “thank you god for this meal” before going down on regulus idk

CLINGY REGULUS!

when jegulus first gets together and goes public everyone assumes James is the clingy one. it makes sense too, he follows Regulus around like a puppy. But only their friends see the Regulus that curls up into James and will whine if James even slightly moves. The Regulus that pulls James up to bed way too early just to cuddle because of how in love he is.