I Hate Hate HATE All Those 2edgy 4me Theories About Kids Shows. Like Angelica Dreaming Up The Rugrats,

Seeking apartment takeover

West Houston, Copperfield area 77084

I’m not gonna make December’s rent so I need to be out by November 30. I don’t have 2 months’ rent to avoid a broken lease but I do have one other option: if someone else takes over the lease then we’re all set.

876 sqft 1/1 with a “flex room” (den) that could easily become a second bedroom.

Security deposit has already been paid.

BIG bedroom with huge walk-in closet. Decent closet in flex room.

Garden tub. Single sink & big closet in bathroom with doors to hallway & bedroom.

Oven with electric range, microwave, fridge+freezer, pantry, deep double sink, top & bottom cabinets, great A/C + heat, ceiling lights & fans in each room, cathedral ceiling in living room.

All carpet except laminate entryway, kitchen, & bath.

Valet trash Sun-Thurs.

Gated parking, no assigned spots or fees.

Cable ready with fiber optic (services AT&T, Xfinity, possibly others).

Large-slat wood blinds, not those cheap flimsy metal ones.

Super close to the parking gate.

Management lives on premises. They’re awesome.

There’s an on-site gym for $20/mo; if you want that you’re on your own.

Pet friendly.

Full size W/D hookup in a laundry “room” on covered balcony.

Apartment being leased AS IS. I’ll take care of the cleanup, but it’s not gonna have brand new carpet. Apartment has NOT been smoked in, but (well-tended) cats have lived here, so I don’t recommend this for anyone with a cat allergy.

Website for online rent payment.

Rent is $975/mo.

Current lease is up in April. Renew or bail at that point, it’s up to you.

Here’s the floor plan (my unit is flipped horizontally from this image and there is no door from the hallway to flex room):

Requirements:

$50 application fee.

3 most recent pay stubs proving you GROSS at least 3x rent ($2925/mo, or $18.21/hr assuming 40 hrs/wk).

Ability to move in Dec 1st or ASAP.

As mentioned, no security deposit required!

Joint applications are fine.

Please PM me if you’re interested or know anyone who may be interested.

You get to the river of Styx and I’m the boatman and I tell you to get in and it’s just a big one of these

just know i went to middle school w/ a kid who got arrested for stealing an inflated Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, we were in the same math class so i’m cool by association 

Tip:

When it comes to stuff like racism, sexism, homophobia, etc, I’ve found it’s usually way better to think to yourself ‘I don’t want to be’ than ‘I’m not’.

I.e. if someone goes ‘that thing you just did is ableist’, instead of going ‘I’m not ableist, I don’t hate disabled people!’ it’s usually a lot better to go ‘I don’t want to be ableist, I should rethink what I’m doing/saying/etc in light of that fact’. Because that shifts your thinking so rather than jumping straight into denial and attempts to defend your character, you’re instead more inclined to look at how your actions could be misrepresenting your intentions. Or whether you’ve overlooked something, been callous, or acted in ignorance.

As California is being ravaged by deadly fires, let’s remember that over a third of California’s firefighters are incarcerated.

They’re out there now risking their lives, making 1% or less of nonincarcerated firefighters’ salaries, and then they can’t even serve as firefighters when they get out because of their past convictions.

Prison labor is slavery.

This whole “Salazar Slytherin wasn’t REALLY  a bigot” post going around is like…very reaching, but okay, if you really want to defend the dude so badly. The dude who put a giant-ass killing snake in a school. which he definitely did, Voldemort would not have been able to raise a Basilisk in a few years. 

“A strong woman looks a challenge in the eye and gives it a wink.”

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it’s been 3 months, so i’m legally allowed to share my first officially published story for free. previously published in Massacre Magazine, under the Gorey Skelton pen name

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