By The Way, I'm Sorry For Being So Inactive Rn!

chapter nine is HERE! we are in the home stretch, loves!!

summary: the penultimate couple arrives. tensions rise. and kurapika comes to a world-shattering realization.

Keith week day 1: Anger (I just thought it was funny) x

once again i am up at 1 am drawing kurapika, someone stop me XD

Killua: Date someone who will wake you up at 3am to look at the stars.

Kurapika: If anyone, and I mean ANYONE, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

and here is a half naked Prussia because why not? 🌙🌻

life hack: when someone misgenders you threaten to kill them

Random collection of incorrect HxH quotes

Most of these were made with an incorrect quotes generator but I had tons of fun so enjoy lol

Leorio , setting down a card: Ace of spades

Kurapika, pulling out an Uno card: +4

Killua, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you

Gon, trembling: What are we playing???

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Leorio : *Gently taps table*

Kurapika: *Taps back*

Killua: What are they doing?

Gon: Morse code.

Leorio : *Aggressively taps table*

Kurapika: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK LEORIO-

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Hisoka: I actually have a black belt.

Machi: In what, karate?

Hisoka: No, from Gucci.

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Hisoka: I'm a reverse necromancer.

Illumi: Isn't that just killing people?

Hisoka : Ah, technicality.

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Leorio: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Kurapika: Killed without hesitation.

Leorio: No.

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Gon, pointing: May I sit there?

Killua: That's my lap

Gon: That doesn't answer my question, Killua.

kind of a follow up to this old post (cw: vomiting, blood)

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also me: *writes 200k+ words smut fanfics and they're better than any p0rn script written by qualified s3x instructors*