I Regret Every Orgasm I've Had

Shibari & Photo Kasumi Hourai

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Premature ejaculators

Bimbo is better

Denial slut tools

I got myself a labia spreader and it’s driving me crazy…

They’re this nifty little things that, well, spread your labia. Besides the obvious exposing your clit to all kinds of stimulation (especially while wearing denim over it, ugh), the feeling of having labia spread all the time is a thing on it’s own.

I bought one for a couple of bucks and tried it immediately when it got delivered. It’s so mean! I never even thought of what the part that gets inserted might feel like but damn…

It stretched me but left me wide open and empty at the same time. While pressing a sweet spot in me at the same time. It’s just. You’re empty but not. You’re exposed but not feeling anything on the outside. And damn. Moving? Wearing it under clothes? Denim is the best kind of bad.

If you think wearing a plug or crotchrope outside is a nice dirty secret, try walking around with your cunt wide open. (Hmmzz, I should really try the trifecta someday.) I wanted to get home soooo bad to touch myself. Oeh! And the airhumping. Gzzzbluprstttghaaaa!

I will NEVER eat your cunt

Ever. Your cunt wasn’t made for your pleasure. It was made for being fucked for a Man’s pleasure. Just like your other holes. Any pleasure a cunt should get from sex is knowing she was the filthiest, most depraved slut He wanted her to be, and that he was satisfied with using her. If you want your twat licked however, I’m sure you can find a feminist-corrupted male, or another cunt to do it for you. But don’t ever think for the tiniest fraction of time a Man that knows His place in the world would ever sink so low.

Men, feel free to reblog to share with the cunts of the world.

Cunts, reblog if you know you’re place in life is to give Men pleasure, not the other way around.