Fun Fact: Technically This Kind Of Already Happens In Nature On Earth, But Just With Birds Eating Pregnant

Just finished castlevaina season 2... it’s only 9am the day after it came out, so I’ve only been been awake 20 some hours... time to rewatch?

(5/09/2018) -Soooo i drew matt key while watching

Potentially cute but currently cursed and exhausted

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

- 2/14/2018 Didn't draw them or anything but the gold winning German pair skate was like actual perfection

- 1/08/2018 Ughhhh I'm almost embarrassed to post this. First off I fell asleep when I thought I'd do more but mostly there's just a few doodles in there I wish never existed. Like I can draw humans bodies it's just I was half asleep and didn't try (at all). Objectively speaking I actually really like the majority but all I see at first are the bad ones. Well one post per day.

- 5/02/2018 Spent most my retime drawing a mermaid so not many doodles

classically trained but we’ll still fuck ya up

I have exactly one (1) lifehack for every adult thing and that is “admit your ignorance to customer service people”

no, seriously! I know how nothing in adult life works, but I have learned it by calling up the customer service division of whatever agency I am having a problem with and then just asking about whatever the problem is, emphasizing my complete lack of knowledge about the thing.

my actual literal script for these interactions: “Hi, my name is [name]. This is my problem: [problem]. I don’t know how [adult thing] works. could you explain how [adult thing] works?” it fucking works every time.

me: I keep getting conflicting information as to whether my therapist is covered by my health insurance. I don’t know anything about health insurance, so this is very confusing to me. could you explain why this might be happening? health insurance customer service: it’s because your normal health insurance is X company but your mental healthcare is subcontracted out to Y company, and Y covers your therapist but X doesn’t. just always bill Y when you go to your therapist and you’ll be fine.

me: I accidentally put the wrong date to pay my credit card off and I’m afraid it will post before I get paid. this is my first credit card so I don’t know what I’m doing. could you tell me when it will post? customer service person: it will send a message to your bank today, but your bank won’t respond to it until tomorrow when you get paid, so you’re fine. and even if it does bounce, the fee is only $25 and you qualify for a waiver.

me: I went to an urgent care place that said they’d take my health insurance, but now i have a big bill. I don’t know how billing works: can you explain why the amount is so much for such a routine trip? customer service person: it’s because you were out of network at the time. however, since your insurance hasn’t covered the cost of care, the urgent care people should refund you for the cost of the services you paid for. me: [gets actual check in mail for the $200 I spent on testing my pee]

I would not recommend this method for retail (for the love of god, do not tell a sleazy car dealer that you don’t know how cars work), and sure, sometimes you have to speak to the manager or threaten a credit card chargeback or whatever you need to do. but 99% of the time, speaking nicely and admitting to needing help has worked wonders for me, and means I don’t have to stew in terror over doing some adult thing Wrong.

- 1/09/2018

Shout out to one of my all time child hood favorite movies

A quarter of a century after leaving Neverland and the stars of Hook have recreated their look to mark the film’s 25th anniversary