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The Guide is quite literally the Wall Of Flesh packed into a human form, and I mean like fucking PACKED into this dense ass human shape. This means that the Guide is probably very tall/noticeably larger than most humans, and uncannily heavy hence being an entire fucking MEATWALL packed into a human shape. His arms are also slightly uneven since he has trouble molding himself into a perfect human shape.

The W.O.F. can shapeshift a bit in not only shape but also outside appearance, which is why the guide looks like a normal human.

Add on, he also respawns after the Wall Of Flesh fight, but pretends to be a different person even if it is blatantly obvious to all of the other NPCs [And possibly the player] that he is the same guide as before.

Goretober day 1 teeth

CG find it funny to mimic Alan sometimes in an exagerated way. They all have their own fake glasses that look like his and they make their voices highpitched.

They even try their hardest to mimic his seagull laughes and screams.

Chosen and Dark love when they do that (Tho Dark tries his hardest to not laugh in front of the kids).

Nightshade looking

Made this before the direct BUT THIS IS EVEN BETTER

He has a mustache

CG meeting a new hollowhead in the wild.

They're super nice, helpful, strong and intelligent.

But little do they know

it was actually The Dark Lord in disguise.

Mob

This just makes me laugh xD it's my tumblr.

ok ok. hear me out.

the idea of tsc just. being some type of beta vira-bot that has chosen’s dna/coding is so funny to me like. he is quite literally the secret love child of tco and tdl. tsc is just a fucking bug boy. silly guy. funny spider boy.

Been thinking of this post like all day. Got home and drew my thoughts immediately.

(Ik reigen can actually see what's going on in this fight, but I wanted to draw mob and serizawa)