It’s A Real Shame

sir, you cannot name your son “Papa_Roach_Scars.mp3”, we just won’t allow it

Whoever did this stole my idea and I seek to prosecute them to the fullest extent of the law

Slight problem

I have bed bugs and not the 4-wheeled kind

I'm about to die

Send help

Watch "MARINA - Ancient Dreams In A Modern Land (Official Visual)" on YouTube

VACCINATE YA KIDS FFS

Damn, I guess living a few hundred miles inland kinda sucks if you want to man a lighthouse

I’m more a fan of Mystery A-S, but to each their own

music asks!

FAVORITES 1. what are your favorite bands? 2. what are your favorite singers? 3. what are your favorite albums? 4. what are your favorite songs? 5. what do you think the best popular song of the year is so far? 6. which genres of music do you tend to like the best? 7. what is the best concert you’ve ever been to? 8. song of the year? 9. album of the year? 10. what are the best songs your parents have gotten you into? 11. how did you first find out about your favorite band/singer? 12. when/where do you first remember having heard your favorite song? 13. about how many times have you listened to your favorite song? 14. if someone asks you what music they should check out, what are your go-to recommendations?

NOSTALGIA 15. what songs give you the most nostalgia? 16. what kinds of music were you raised on? 17. what are your favorite songs that have ever been popular? 18. who were your favorite musicians as a kid? 19. how did you feel about music as a kid? 20. what was your first concert? if you haven’t been to one, what do you want your first concert to be?

PERFORMANCE 21. how do live performances, whether they’re from your friends or professionals, tend to make you feel? 22. singing in the shower or singing in the car? 23. if you were to become a musician, what kind of musician would you be? 24. if you could pick one instrument to learn how to play, what would it be? 25. what is your singing voice like? what singers do you remind yourself of? 26. have you ever been involved in any music programs? which ones and for how long? 27. which instruments do you know how to play? what’s your skill level? 28. if you took music lessons as a kid, are you glad you did? if not, do you wish you had?

SOUNDTRACKS 29. how do you feel about video game soundtracks? 30. what soundtracks do you enjoy listening to the most? 31. which soundtracks do you think are objectively the best (or what are some that you think deserve appreciation)? 32. how do you feel about musicals? 33. do you have any favorite composers, including classical ones? 34. are there any soundtracks or kinds of soundtracks that you just can’t stand? 35. what are your favorite songs/soundtracks from movies?

LYRICS 36. what are some songs whose lyrics you relate to? 37. pick a song and analyse its lyrics. 38. which songs do you think have the best lyrics? 39. what are some songs whose lyrics you think most people just don’t get? 40. are there any musicians whose lyrics you particularly tend to like? 41. do you prefer songs that have good melodies or songs that have good lyrics?

CHALLENGES 42. name five songs you like that were released in the 90s. 43. name five songs you like that were released at least 50 years ago. 44. write a parody of at least a verse of any song you’d like. 45. name 5 songs you can’t stand. 46. look at your country’s song charts, listen to the first unfamiliar song you can find, and share your opinion on it. 47. turn a song lyric into a pickup line. 48. name the last 5 songs you listened to.

RANDOM 49. what are your favorite album covers? 50. any cover versions that you think are better than the original? 51. how often do you listen to music? 52. do you collect vinyls? if so, what have been your best finds? 53. if you could meet any musician you’d like, who would it be? 54. how do you feel about classical music? 55. would you ever want to have a career in music? 56. if you had a stage name, what would it be? 57. on a scale of 1 to 10, how important is music to you? 58. how do you feel about rap music? 59. what do you think the best “era” for music was? 60. how has music affected you as a person?

Three months ago I pitched an idea for a party game. Today, ‘WHAT THE PLOT?!™’ is a real game and available for pre-order! I am so excited. Thank you everyone for your support!

I would like to reiterate on the fact that Mark Zuckerberg is in fact a robot

What's the robot up to this time

Mail Online

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Mark Zuckerberg posted a cringeworthy clip to his Instagram account on July 4 in which he rides above the water on an electronic surfboard w

I've never seen disparaged Victorian children to adopt... surely there are some in this day and age?

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.