This Is My Application To Rewrite Twilight, These Are The Main Changes I’m Making. Please Add On:

This is my application to rewrite Twilight, these are the main changes I’m making. Please add on:

Rewritten twilight saga:

- There is no secret religious context to this

- Bella is exactly the same as book Bella

- She meets the cullens not through weird science class with Edward but cause she has gym with Emmett

- He’s like holy sh*t this girl is hilarious and brings her home

- Both Emmett and Bella get to swear

- Bella calls Edward p*ssboy

- Carlisle and Esme are both early 30’s

- Alice is 4’10”

- Emmett is a 6’7” behemoth

- Rosalie is 6 feet tall and curvy

- She is also pro choice

- Jasper is still the newest of the cullens but he was never a confederate soldier and is actually some college age gen z vampire getting his film degree at NYU

- He was drunk and hanging out with someone he didn’t know was a vampire

- And he said just send it

- He woke up three days later in his dorm a vampire

- Carlisle finds him sucking the blood out of rats in the subway while he’s in New York for a medical convention

- He coaxes him out of the train tunnels and brings him home

- Esme power washed jasper before he’s allowed in the house

- Alice has the same backstory as in the books cause it’s wild, but showed up alone to the Cullen house

- She was on the couch and said hey where’s my room

- Jasper and Alice are not dating but are very good buddies cause they’re both a little unhinged

- Belle and Edward go on one horrible date when they both realize that they’re gay

- Bella still hangs around with the cullens cause they just genuinely like her

- Esme likes to make snacks for when Bella comes over but doesn’t really remember appropriate portion sizes

- She makes Bella two dozen muffins for movie night

- Charlie even goes over for dinner sometimes

- The cullens are painfully bad at pretending to be human during said dinners

- Charlie knows something is up

- Everyone in Forks knows something’s up, but don’t say anything cause Carlisle is a really good doctor and they don’t want him to leave

- It’s not long before Bella and Alice start dating

- It’s as excellent as you would expect

- Bella loves her very small girlfriend

- However it is Alice that girlies Bella piggyback rides

- Bella is really good friends with all the Cullen siblings and has different human friendly activities she does with all of them

- Rosalie teaches Bella about cars

- Emmett takes her rock climbing or something

- Bella and jasper go to slam poetry together

- Even Bella and Edward hang out and they go to concerts together

- Esme likes to take Bella to big museums and get her opinions on all her new projects

- Carlisle and Bella watch gross medical documentaries together

- When Bella comes out to Jacob he actually respects her relationship and they stay friends

- The cullens still have to leave after jasper tried to kill Bella, but he’s less creepy and he feels reeeeeally bad

- He has anxiety so yeah he feels super bad and sends her an edible arrangement

- They actually answer her emails tho

- No angst, they tell her they’re coming back after they rehab jasper for a bit

- Edward still runs off to Italy and Alice still brings Bella to come get him cause he can’t read Bella’s thoughts but it’s only cause he’s literally so dramatic and is like “I’m done”

- They don’t let him be done

- They drag his ass home

- In eclipse, the volturi let the cullens take in Bree Tanner

- I’m still just not over her death

- Bella and all the cullen children see her and are like ahhhhhh baby

- Rosalie and Emmett become really close to her and Rosalie finally feels like the mother she’s always wanted to be

- Bree accidentally calls Rosalie mom one time, and it’s the first time Rosalie has cried since being turned

- Emmett 100% got a very large baby backpack and tried to get Bree to ride in it for a bit cause he wanted the “full dad experience”

- Jacob and Leah imprint on one another

- There will be no baby imprints

- People start noticing that Seth’s eyes always stay on jasper a little longer than normal

- He asks him film questions and jasper gets very flustered

- They go to the movies and Seth is driven crazy by Jasper’s full analysis of whatever movie they saw

- But he’s really cute

- They are very happy together

- Bella and Alice get married

- Bella still gets pregnant with a vampire baby cause she and Alice go to a sp*rm bank and it just so happens that some rando vampire donated and that’s what’s coincidentally used to impregnate Bella

- I just thought that would be funny

- Alice puts her foot down and says her child won’t be named resume

- Bella’s pregnancy is less traumatic cause they realize pretty early on and are like ?????

- They take care of her and it goes as well as it could

- Bella gets turned at the last minute and her and Alice still move to the cottage in the woods with their baby

- Bree is so obsessed with the baby

- She got really excited when she got to pick out some of the clothes

- Jacob still comes around cause him and Bella are still friends and of course he brings Leah

-Leah and Jacob are dating cause they both deserve to be happy (no babies involved)

- Leah becomes reluctant friends with the lady cullens

- Even if she says she doesn’t like them

- Jasper is very afraid of Leah

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Corrections cause I was made aware about some stuff I forgot about (aka Leah is older than I thought and definitely a lesbian):

-Jake and Leah become reluctant friends

-It starts because Seth just wanted his friend and his sister to get along

-Eventually they realize that they don’t actually hate each other all that much

-Leah takes one look at some indie girl at the mall and boom, love at first sight

-Her girlfriend is super cool with the werewolf thing, which is surprising at first

-Turns our she’s a huge old monster movie fan and things it’s hilarious that her new girlfriend Leah IS a werewolf

-Leah introduces her to her (definitely not vampire) family friends the Cullens and her girlfriend loses it

-Jake continues with engineering and auto work and decides he’ll go to college for it

-Jake and Rosalie like to work on cars together because Rosalie likes being complimented and Jacob is never not impressed by her decades of experience

Short DPXDC Prompts #339

Arkham breakout. Batfamily zooms over to see multiple knocked out patients and a tall redhead woman with a teal hair and going 1v1 against Bane and winning. (Jason’s jaw just instantly drops)

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6 years ago

Emmett convinced Bella to join him when he switches animals out in his vegetarian diet, determined to see which animals are a best fit for their lifestyle in case they need to move or run. Jasper joins only because Bella convinces him it’s good strategy, not because he wonders what’s closest to human. Carlisle makes them record everything in notebooks and video to send to him.

A vegetarian seafood diet turns their eyes glimmering greens and blues that has them thinking their eyes reflect the enviorment the prey is from.

Animals from the hotter dryer parts of the land turns their eyes shades of reddish brown and grey to mimic the dust and dirt that swirls in tornado’s and wind storms. Jasper comments how armadillo tastes the same as when he was younger.

They visit their cousins and make their way up further settling on purely penguins and the occasional polar bear, it turns their eyes into ice, when the light hits it sparkles as much as their skin.

They dive to the deepest parts of the ocean, the creatures never see them and when they return to land their eyes are a complete glowing red that puts the Volturi’s milk filmed horror to shame.

DP x DC prompt - Midnight Muffins and Math HW

An immortal Danny finds himself making a home in Crime Alley

One of the first thing he notices is the disproportionate number of children (babies, they’re just babies) out on the street at night.

Most Some of these kids look like they haven’t been to school in years.

Most Some of these kids have definitely skipped one too many meals.

Well Danny won’t stand for that.

With full access to the infinite wealth of the Infinite Realms and no longer needing to sleep, Danny opens up a 24-hr library cafe where anyone can come in for a hot meal and access to all sorts of books. He begins offering tutoring for the people who come in and also helps some of the adults apply to jobs.

Danny definitely cries when one of the older teens tells him they are finishing their GED and applying to college because of him.

Now if only the creep in the red helmet could do something other than stare at him all night.

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2 years ago

can someone for the love of god tell me who the op is because im inconsolable

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5 years ago

Green Lanterns are called Emerald Knights so petition to call Red Lanterns Crimson Warriors

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1 year ago

Anyone Please Ask Your Crush Out Like This

anyone please ask your crush out like this

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4 years ago

The Cullens as Animals

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1 year ago

Restaurant Phantom

Danny as a restaurant owner in Gotham or something similar The thing is that, as Danny's customers are mostly villains, they are immortal beings. From Ra's al-Ghul, Vandal Savage, and even Queen Hippolyta and few others. For Vandal and Ra's, it was to taste things they had not eaten for hundreds of years and to taste the original flavor that doesn't exist anymore.

And Hippolyta saw the restaurant as she visited her daughter in man's land and didn't know why but ate in it in the end. It had been a long time since she ate those good old traditional ancient Greek dishes.

So Danny's restaurant with his assistant Dani became a pretty famous place for people who are older than you think. And with them, other people joined: Ra's group, Vandal Light, Hippolyta Amazons, a few Greek gods, and even Dr. Fate and Klarion with others.

It was more or less a neutral zone for them to just eat and maybe chat. until JL found out about it.

Danny just had fun to cook the food for them, it was fun to cook things he learned in the Ghost Zone, he was surprised people even knew the names of it.

He had no idea how Mr Savage knew it was Mammoth Meat.

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1 year ago

there aren’t enough posts going around about the swedish cryptid known as the skvader which is a rabbit with pheasant wings and also a very good boy.

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