Me: *reading yoai fanfic*
Person: What in hell are you reading?
Me: *doesn't look up* yaoi.
Person: isn't that like, gay stuff?
Me: *still not looking up* Yuup.
Person: Why are you obsessed with that kind of shit?
Me: *looks up* Well why don't you tell me why you're obsessed with the crappy singer Justin Beiber? You don't hate on my shit and I don't hate on yours. *goes back to reading*
Person: .... It's still weird.
Me: *looks up* You asked for it. *hits with frying pan* :3
Person: *unconscious*
What's this say???
what the FUCK is this supposed to say
A faerie introduces himself. Then, holding out a hand, asks, “And your name, please?”
And, like a fool, you give it to him.
Why can I actually picture Stiles doing this?
I SEE NO DIFFERENCE.
Notes: Fluff, Sexual Tension, Smut…. ;)
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i worked so hard on this one.
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Summary: In which you come home and remind Bucky who he is.
Pairing: Bucky x Reader
Word Count: 2,081
A/N: Inspired by Know Who You Are from the Moana soundtrack. This was supposed to be a drabble, but apparently I’m no good at the whole short and sweet thing.
@avengerstories - you’ll forever be my editing hero
If a man tortured by his nightmares is crying and no one is around to hear him, does he actually make a sound?
For months, the answer to that question was no.
No one knew about the way Bucky thrashed around like a madman in his sleep. They had no clue that the blankets that covered him became a cage that he couldn’t escape every night. They didn’t realize that his mind was exactly the same.
They didn’t know that he woke up with tears in his eyes that he didn’t remember shedding. They failed to hear him shout for the help that wasn’t coming. They were unaware that the first thing he did when he woke up was jump out of bed and search his surroundings, looking for the evil monster that lurked in his dreams. They were never there to watch the light leave his azure eyes when he looked in the mirror and realized that the monster he was running from was himself.
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Greenberg (You): “Why does he hate me?!”
“The United States Government is offering you a piece of land of your own.”
“We have our own land.”
“No, it’s not yours. It’s the US Government’s.”
S1E6 - “Pride, Pomp and Circumstance”
Damon stood outside your house annoyed. He had been uninvited by you after having another one of your stupid fights. “Very mature Y/N” he yells through the door. “Screw you” you shout back. Damon folded his arms “I’m not leaving, until you invite me in” he said. “Well I’m not letting you in” you shouted. “Well then I guess I’m not leaving” he smirked.