Elf Physicist Studying Proton Decay By Hanging Around For A Bit Looking At A Proton Waiting For It To

"what do I do if I have theories" will always be the fucking funniest reddit post

good morning electrons good morning muons good morning taus good morning neutrinos good morning quarks good morning bosons

i think aliens should stop by, give the answer to an unsolved math problem, not explain it, and then leave

“Synaptic Overload” All genius is a conquering of chaos and mystery. (Otto Weininger) Inspired by David Lynch’s photo series “Industrial Motives”. Taken at the main station, Cologne (Germany). CC BY-NC-ND 3.0

i love physics but i don’t think physics loves me

Computers are very simple you see we take the hearts of dead stars and we flatten them into crystal chips and then we etch tiny pathways using concentrated light into the dead star crystal chips and if we etch the pathways just so we can trick the crystals into doing our thinking for us hope this clears things up.

Share my madness, and I will share yours.

Jean-Paul Sartre, from ‘The Condemned of Altona’, tr. Sylvia & George Leeson

Northern Lights in Iceland (Harald Viggo Moltke, 1900)

Gotta love mathematicians for never being able to name concepts normally