All I Want From Life

It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!

Spectacular, give me 14 of them right now

a really little animated black cat with giant eyes and no other discernible features

How could you. My heart </3

Nightmare

HC: even though he doesn’t require sleep, if tav is human, Astarion picks up the habit as a means to spend as much time with them as possible… since humans have one of the shortest life spans of all the races in Faerûn.

I, for my part, am a part of the herd of bricks

me when I’m the first one to yawn: wow. I’m a trend setter. an icon. a powerhouse. everyone wishes they were as sleepy as me

me when I copy someone else’s yawn: fuckkk man I’m just another sheep in the wall

the most unrealistic thing about Supernatural is that the boys never had a lore book open to an ugly ass monster, held the book up to the other one, and said "lol that's you"

technically we’re ALL, always LARPing, because the Self is only a construct,