I Think About This Once A Day And It Drives Me Insane

Please spread my spore

Roland is. Trust me

both are naked and completely covered in oil who's winning the twerk off???

*holding clipboard* hm…. *kisses your cheek* interestning… *writes down results on clipboard but the results are a drawing of us holding hands*

PUPPYFAIL!!!

a subset of pupgender for dogs who are fucking LOSERS!!!!!

Clovilowpers are an extremely rare sight to behold. With their ability to sprout new plant life wherever they go, any ecosystem benefits with their presence. In myths & tales it’s said that finding even one of them binds your fate to good luck for a lifetime.

So how much luck do you think is gained for sighting a glimmer clovilowper?

WEED

new splatfest! blunt vs edible vs bong

LET me on the bed i promise i wont lay on top of you and squish u under my big dog weight please ple please please let me up i promise i'll lay only on a fair amount of bed for me and not take up all the space :3 please pleas (lying)

Hyperion Propaganda - Borderlands 2, Borderlands The Pre-Sequel and Tales from the Borderlands

Part 2

i just really wanted to give bugtis a jelly cup

This post is me and I dont like it 

"Fuck you my child's completely fine!"

Ma'am your kid wants to bang Mitachurls-