Prolly Should've Posted These, But I Got Some Fakemons I Drew Last Year For Creature Of Sonaria, Funny

1 of 3 new designs for my fursonas!!! I was gonna post all 3 together but I'm slow so have Quetzal for now :)

The Promised Neverland has ruined my mental state more then my parents have in my 14 years alive

I keep getting posts on my tiktok going like "Oh Objectum is weird and bad :( people who kiss computers should DIE" and its so annoying like, I DONT CARE!!! I'm kissing Hamilton (1970s can opener) and Feral (Laptop) wither you like it or not

Turned on free scroll while playing BL2 with a friend and got The Bane audio to get stuck on all of my guns (This clip just has it stuck on my Reactive Splatgun)

I want to fuck him but not like actually fuck him, but like I want someone else to fuck him for me

“GET OUT!”- Sebastian Solace

Please pray for my Bf. he isn't dying, he’s just a fucking idiot 

What are the other forms. Tell us coward

PE teacher: i want you all to focus on your breathing as you run for 5 rounds

Bois: thunder breathing first form, thunderclap and flash!

Me:

ice cream

A while ago on twitter I pissed off a Hohenheim parody so he beamed a migraine into my head

I posted on my story why Ramattra got seatbelts on his head

and this is what my friend said