I Got Bored So I Broke My Back And Cut Out All My Yumes And Taped Them Onto My Bedroom Wall

Have you seen him?

Now you have :)

Between the mountains & the mesa, it’s not uncommon to see a male vorpalus walk through the land with confidence & grace with every step.

Ringtail is his name.

His territory wasn’t always his however. Originally an aging older male reigned there till Ringtail challenged the old timer. The older male was larger & had the weight advantage but Ringtail was faster, had more stamina, & outmaneuvered many of the older male’s attacks. The older male couldn’t hold out the fight for long, reluctantly he surrendered the territory & any females living nearby.

While he doesn’t help raise any of the kids he has with the females, he does have a favorite female living close by in the mesa.

she’s also a lesbian <333

Rodya has a single seat and that's so sad (not like that stops her from hanging around with other sinners though)

I FUCKING LOVE KISSING ABNORMALITIES

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What are the other forms. Tell us coward

PE teacher: i want you all to focus on your breathing as you run for 5 rounds

Bois: thunder breathing first form, thunderclap and flash!

Me:

Welcome to your new job in the IT department. Just don't enter the server room without permission.

i just really wanted to give bugtis a jelly cup

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