I Saw Some People Doing This On Tik Tok A While Ago, So Here’s My Ranking Of All Of The Cast Recordings

i saw some people doing this on tik tok a while ago, so here’s my ranking of all of the cast recordings vs. the performances from the actual show (2016 off broadway). feel free to chime in with your own opinions, i always find it interesting to see how my thoughts match up with the rest of the community :)

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Toast popping out of the toaster when it’s done

Warrior Cats MAPs

Ice dispensers on refrigerators

A Roomba

Automatic toilets

Amber Alerts

Tornado sirens

TV cutting to static

Lawnmowers

McDonald’s Sprite

School fire alarms

Drinking orange juice after brushing her teeth

Drinking water after having a mint

Specifically the yellow Warheads

Biting ice the wrong way

Gacha Heat

A trip to Hooters

A trampoline

A 4D theater

Metal detectors

Pop Rocks

One Gusher

Pools that smell too much like chlorine

Roman Holiday by Nicki Minaj

Temple Run

Pickle juice

A FNaF jumpscare

Touching an electric fence

One singular sour Skittle

Any part of a video game where the controller vibrates

The mere smell of sea salt and vinegar chips

Sparkling water

A tanning bed

One drop of Diet Coke

Hot tubs that are a little too hot

The performance for Hibikase x Echo (she’d see Miku break out of the screen and would DIE)

Also the performance for Bring It On (her little heart couldn’t take all that energy)

Honestly attending a whole Vocaloid concert would end her

A haunted house

A firecracker

You know those things you throw on the ground and they pop? Those

The sound of a firework exploding

Police sirens

Thunder that’s so loud it shakes the whole building

Things I Think Could Kill Ocean O’Connell Rosenberg

A wave pool at a water park

8D music

Axe body spray

One glance into Victoria’s Secret

A Bath and Body Works store

A single sip of Fireball

The back of Spencer’s

A York Peppermint Patty

Discord light mode

The concept of a mommy/daddy kink

Driving in a car with all the windows down

One hour in direct sunlight

A dog barking at her once

Not chewing up a chip enough so one of the chip shards scrapes down her throat

Maybe a roller coaster? idk though

American Horror Story’s intro

What Does The Fox Say

That part in Silent Hill 3 where Heather throws up the fetus of God and then Claudia eats it

Patting her back too hard

Thirty minutes of Subnautica

Biting ice cream with her front teeth

The “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat” tag on AO3

A brain freeze

Dark chocolate

Any smut fanfiction

The cinnamon challenge

Putting food in her mouth when it’s still too hot so her mouth gets burned

An ice bath

Stubbing her toe

Not being able to refer to an adult as “sir/ma’am”

A mean word

Being yelled at

Any Mr. Nightmare video

That part in Oxenfree where the screen flips upside down

Being shocked

One of these

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eviltwinks

1 year ago

Kids these days.

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eviltwinks

1 year ago

this is one of my most favourite scenes in theatre history ever

[transcript:

constance: well, i liked the part where the two boys kissed.

mischa: what ? in my country it is natural for two men to ... to show affection by kissing ... *cough* not always in heels

ocean: there is a difference between affection and smut.

noel, behind curtains: NOT IN MY BIBLE BABY. BONSOIR. *cymbal sfx*]

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eviltwinks

3 months ago

Something that really got me about 17776 was people talking about things from their childhood...

Orange text: You know, I never went to New York. Never even visited. I don't know why I didn't. I remember watching Sesame Street when I was little, and I liked how people would just sit on their steps and talk to each other in front of these nice and neat and square buildings. And all they had to do was cross the street or go next door to talk to each other.

Orange text: NANCY: I remember that! It was a little before my time, but I remember my dad used to talk about it, he didn't think too much of it. He called it uh, what did he call it?

NANCY: Oh, he said the WPA stood for "whistle, piss and argue!"

Green text: Yep, and you can probably fill in the rest. When I was a boy, you know, eight, nine, ten, I used to go back here and play. I was like, "I bet I'm the only person in the world who even remembers that little cave at all." And look at me! I was right.

Green text: And now nobody does. Even my childhood friends, the ones I used to play with when I was a boy, they've forgotten about the cave we discovered in the way back when. Or else they don't care, because I'm sure as hell none of them come to visit.

Orange text: I was eight years old then, and I remember just kinda standing there and looking at the light, and the room. And you know what I thought?

I remember thinking how strange it was that the light was still on. I thought that, well, if he was gone, then the light he switched on should've turned off. That as soon as he went, everything should go with him.

But there it was, though. Just glowing.

Like most people will forget many things from childhood over the course of their natural life - can you *imagine* holding on to multiple lifetimes' worth of memories? And still recalling the oldest ones??

Yellow text: JASON: Man, it's funny how you don't remember something so obvious. There's just too much to remember.

Orange text: LORI: Oh, absolutely! I mean, it's thousands of years! You can only remember so much. OK,

You can only remember so much. And yet Lori still feels an ache that she never got to see New York. Eddie is still memorizing every inch of the cave he played in as a kid. Nancy still remembers what it was like to lose her grandfather as a child, and things her dad used to say.

After THOUSANDS of years... but of course they would hold onto them. After all, those memories seem to be the only pieces of human childhood left - besides beautiful old murals, submerged and abandoned.

But we're talking about infinity - how long until the last person forgets how things used to be? Until the centuries are blurred together, until forever has been always?

Or can anyone truly, entirely forget what childhood felt like? Is that not what they're all chasing, coming back to through creating and playing games together?

It never has to end, the sun will never set, you never have to go home, we can keep playing together and never have to grow up again. We will never get to grow up again.

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eviltwinks

2 years ago