Eviltwinks - Pioneer Nine

things i think could kill Ocean O’Connell Rosenberg

Toast popping out of the toaster when it’s done

Warrior Cats MAPs

Ice dispensers on refrigerators

A Roomba

Automatic toilets

Amber Alerts

Tornado sirens

TV cutting to static

Lawnmowers

McDonald’s Sprite

School fire alarms

Drinking orange juice after brushing her teeth

Drinking water after having a mint

Specifically the yellow Warheads

Biting ice the wrong way

Gacha Heat

A trip to Hooters

A trampoline

A 4D theater

Metal detectors

Pop Rocks

One Gusher

Pools that smell too much like chlorine

Roman Holiday by Nicki Minaj

Temple Run

Pickle juice

A FNaF jumpscare

Touching an electric fence

One singular sour Skittle

Any part of a video game where the controller vibrates

The mere smell of sea salt and vinegar chips

Sparkling water

A tanning bed

One drop of Diet Coke

Hot tubs that are a little too hot

The performance for Hibikase x Echo (she’d see Miku break out of the screen and would DIE)

Also the performance for Bring It On (her little heart couldn’t take all that energy)

Honestly attending a whole Vocaloid concert would end her

A haunted house

A firecracker

You know those things you throw on the ground and they pop? Those

The sound of a firework exploding

Police sirens

Thunder that’s so loud it shakes the whole building

A wave pool at a water park

8D music

Axe body spray

One glance into Victoria’s Secret

A Bath and Body Works store

A single sip of Fireball

The back of Spencer’s

A York Peppermint Patty

Discord light mode

The concept of a mommy/daddy kink

Driving in a car with all the windows down

One hour in direct sunlight

A dog barking at her once

Not chewing up a chip enough so one of the chip shards scrapes down her throat

Maybe a roller coaster? idk though

American Horror Story’s intro

What Does The Fox Say

That part in Silent Hill 3 where Heather throws up the fetus of God and then Claudia eats it

Patting her back too hard

Thirty minutes of Subnautica

Biting ice cream with her front teeth

The “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat” tag on AO3

A brain freeze

Dark chocolate

Any smut fanfiction

The cinnamon challenge

Putting food in her mouth when it’s still too hot so her mouth gets burned

An ice bath

Stubbing her toe

Not being able to refer to an adult as “sir/ma’am”

A mean word

Being yelled at

Any Mr. Nightmare video

That part in Oxenfree where the screen flips upside down

Being shocked

One of these

hello rtc fandom. take my offering(s) <33 it's the broadway version bc that's the only version i've seen 😍

+ bonus penny

this is one of my most favourite scenes in theatre history ever

[transcript:

constance: well, i liked the part where the two boys kissed.

mischa: what ? in my country it is natural for two men to ... to show affection by kissing ... *cough* not always in heels

ocean: there is a difference between affection and smut.

noel, behind curtains: NOT IN MY BIBLE BABY. BONSOIR. *cymbal sfx*]

christ on a cracker (the last supper, oil on saltine)

Doodles!!! Wooo!!!

Could you draw Rob? (From tawog)

Head empty...rtc 2013...

Don’t worry, she won’t stab you! She’s just going to tap you in the back. With her knife. Ten times.

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