Ewoo - Whoop-De-Doo

this is like the dumbest thing in the world to write about a 24 yo with zero children who set out on a ridiculously dangerous expedition to record animal behaviour in the wild

I finished it!

Hello! Welcome to Water Sibling Week!

A week dedicated to the best siblings this side of the south pole.

We noticed that, while we get a lot of content about Sokka or Katara individually, we as a fandom don’t see them together in fanworks nearly enough. So we wanted to dedicate a week just to our favorite family dynamic.

From the 21st to the 27th of September, we’re going to be boosting stories and fanart featuring Sokka and Karara and their relationship with their family.

If you would like to submit an idea for a prompt, our ask box is currently open and anonymous asks are accepted. We’ll be accepting suggestions until the 2nd of August, at which point we’re going to release a Google form for you to vote on your favourites! We’re looking for six prompts, one for each day. The seventh will be a prompt free day, where you can do whatever you want. In case you’d prefer to work from a prompt, we’ll also be posting any other suggested prompts for you to choose from.

If you want more information, you can visit our FAQ (mobile link), or our Calendar (mobile link). If you’re thinking about participating, awesome! But please read the Rules (mobile link) first.

Thank you so much for joining us! We can’t wait to see your works!

Tumblr ads keep telling me to be on the look out for a heart attack and I'm scared

"Of course I have a mother you dumb b-"

Penis: where are you going.

Milfboss: away from here

Penis: your leaving me?

Milfboss: yes

Penis: why? are we not friends?

Milfboss: [sadly] we were. it's too late for that now

Penis: why? you are safe here. here they cannot hurt you anymore

Milfboss: [shouting] Shitty was your friend too!

Penis: Shitty made his choice the moment he tied me to that chair

Milfboss: and you have made yours. you made yours when you executed him in the exact same way. You cannot take that back Penis.

Penis: [shocked and angry] how do you know about that?

Milfboss: I was there. With Connoreatspants.

Penis: How?! No one was supposed to know!

Milfboss: I am leaving Penis. You can't stop me.

Penis: what about Balls? Did he mean nothing to you?!

Milfboss: your know I loved that cow more than anything. Balls wouldn't have wanted this

Penis: what about the admiral

Milfboss: [crying] don't you bring her into this! she's dead!

[Admiral_Anus walks out from behind a pillar]

Admiral: am I? I wasn't aware

Being kind isn't actually about how much shit you can quietly take. You can be kind and still shut down people who attempt to use and manipulate you. Kindness is about treating others well whenever you can, not about how much you're willing to suffer for others. So don't confuse being kind with being a victim and a pushover. No one with your best interests at heart will claim that it's the same thing.

I made a rose out of blutack :D

Yes I re-read my own fics because I wrote them for ME