Ewoo - Whoop-De-Doo

If I had a nickel everytime the anarchist Technoblade helped a dictator blow up a country because they weren't in control anymore I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird it happened twice

Ponk: I have the most badass line in the entire SMP

Puffy: [laughs in Technoblade]

*British gasp*

Do non-americans realize that the United States is literally just a bunch of countries in a trench coat that agreed to be semi-nice to each other in order to sneak into the Big Boy Club? Because let’s be honest that’s just what the USA is

Lup: *crashes through the wall of the lab*

Barry: hot elf lady?! What are you doing doing here?

Lup: *puts on fake moustache glasses*

Barry: *gasp* Lup the hot elf lady!?

concept for a TAZ AU (it’s technically sort of a crossover) (as a fun little game you can guess what it is and i’ll tell you at the end)

Stolen Century still happens, probably mostly the same. The canon divergence happens when we hit Faerûn.

Barry Bluejeans, under the power of the Voidfish, loses all knowledge of his history and context… but he retains his general smarts in science & magic.

Lup works for the Bureau of Balance. Under orders from Lucretia, she goes on secret missions to prevent Barry’s plans.

Barry is self-proclaimedly “evil”. He wants to destroy and/or take over the Moon. He doesn’t remember the real reason, so he makes up a new nonsense reason to hate it each week.

Tres Horny Boys are having their own wacky, highly improbable relic-getting adventures. These occasionally intersect with Barry and Lup’s fights.

To keep from being identified as Taako’s twin, Lup wears a disguise when she goes to fight Barry. Barry’s voidfish-scrambled brain literally cannot identify her without the disguise.

I GUESS Davenport is Lucretia’s unpaid intern

anyway. as you can probably tell if you are already familiar.

this is a phineas and ferb au.

we really need to push this like we did with mineblr so.

PLEASE if you are writing about an smp on ao3 JUST use the smp tag, not the minecraft tag. right now its literally fucking impossible to use the minecraft tag to find fics about the actual fucking game and there are people who are very frustrated about that

Being kind isn't actually about how much shit you can quietly take. You can be kind and still shut down people who attempt to use and manipulate you. Kindness is about treating others well whenever you can, not about how much you're willing to suffer for others. So don't confuse being kind with being a victim and a pushover. No one with your best interests at heart will claim that it's the same thing.

Me too :)

but I haven't had them at the same time yet

Not only pineapple pizza eater but also a mushrooms hater?

UNSTANNED. FOREVER.

It's Finally Happening - Changes to Dream SMP, 3rd Life/Last Life, and other SMP fandoms!

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Some exciting changes are coming to Video Blogging RPF over the next few weeks! We are happy to announce that Dream SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Empires SMP, and a number of other Survival Multiplayer (SMP) Minecraft roleplay fandoms will be getting their very own fandom tags. These changes will be starting 10 May 2022, beginning with Dream SMP.

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