Everyone Please Read "tommyinnit's Guide To Being A (highly Successful) Wingman" By Teacupi On A03

He looked up at them with a horrified gasp

"He's dying to see us."

"Well yeah, we know that. Otherwise he wouldn't be astral projecting to us or whatever it is."

He shook his head, "no- I mean- he's literally- he's dying."

It's the national anthem and they can't stop no matter what but also they have to bow to the portrait

FIRE NATION SCHOOL MEMES FIRE NATION SCHOOL MEMES! WHAT WOULD THEY BE ABOUT? NO CLUE

shoutout to cathy, tireless mother of four, pillar of the PTA, and returning contestant

A: B, I can fit the whole world in my hands.

B, blushing because they think they know what's about to happen: that's imp-

A, doing a handstand: No it's not! Look!

B: you're literally so stupid. I hate you.

A lot of people were telling me that my dsmp character designs remind them of the game Reign, so I made some dsmp card game concepts!

Right now, I'm doing this for fun, but I planned to do more like these in the future :D

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those posts about wanting kudos and comments on your fanworks vs creating for your own sake have gotten it all wrong. the TRUE purpose of fanworks is attracting people with great taste and luring them into your dms

I carve Pumpkim today! And made Pumpkim pasta! (Tasty)

oh you think you're soooo fucking smart. with your fucking convoluted pretentious sentences

also it is with a heavy heart that i must inform you that tumblr isnt inherently better than twitter and having the ability to use More Words has not done anything in the past to give people on this hellsite any reading comprehension. we’re just lucky 😔