Minecraft Body Language Related Things

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Always

I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

If you were to ask the question

"Who would win if the Dream SMP CC fought their character's?"

The answer is always the character, except in some particular instances:

Wilbur

Schlatt

Jack Manifold

Technoblade

Now, I see some of you looking at that last one, and I've got to say: wait just a second, let me do the others first.

CC!Wilbur Soot is fucking crazy man. He would kill C!Wilbur with no hesitation and it wasn't even supposed to be a fight to the death. Sure C!Wilbur knows how to fight, sure he's a terrorist, but he's also weak as shit man. Fresh from the grave and about ten years older, he has so many problems with his body y'all. I bet he's got a limp. When he breathes it's wet. Sure both Wilbur's bones can snap like twigs, but CC has the advantage of being alive his whole life and wanting his C to suffer. C!Wilbur would hesitate and CC!Wilbur would not, and that makes all the difference.

CC!Schlatt has a gun. C!Schlatt stands no chance. Sorry bro.

Now. Here's the thing. This could actually go either way. C!Jack is easily intimidated, but so is CC!Jack. It all boils down to who can make the other back down first, the most likely outcome is a forfeit. As long as CC!Jack makes C!Jack believe he's a boxer he's won, however if any punches are thrown (though this is unlikely) C!Jack would best him.

CC!Techno would defeat Technoblade with the power of meta. We know for a fact that Technoblade is somewhat aware of the nature of his existence, though to what extent it is unclear. CC!Techno knows all of Technoblade weaknesses for he created them. All CC!Techno has to do is tell Technoblade he created him and without him he wouldn't even be a thought and if Technoblade strikes him down he shall cease to exist in all forms. If this doesn't work he can use his ultimate weapon: Floof.

Just watched Thirteen Lives and I have never felt so much stress watching a movie before

umm yikes ok OP of the post you just reblogged believes in nuance and grey areas so i'd delete that if i were you

Pretty sure she straight up killed a man once but go off

"What does daphne even do?" She literally looks for clues. Go fuck yourself

Love not having a ”””fandom””” specific blog. Something new will just consume my mind and everyone has to accept it. My house

Bro valued becoming his Scale-sona more than his daughter

"Misako is the worst Ninjago parent-"

DID YOU ALL FORGET MASTER CHEN??? THE GUY WHO WAS WILLING TO LET HIS DAUGHTER DIE SO LONG AS HE COULD HAVE POWER? HE DIDN'T EVEN FLINCH WHEN GARMADON THREATENED SKYLOR MAN. HE DID NOT CARE WHAT HAPPENED TO SKYLOR !!!!!

You ever go to post something and then spend the next three hours just scrolling