Devo Continually Pissing People Off Then Telling Them To Shop At Nermal’s Pile Continues To Be Hilarious

bench trio bodyguard au where everyone thinks that ranboo (tall, wearing a mask and glasses) is body guarding tubbo (short) and tommy (looks very weak)

in reality it’s tubbo (government made super soldier) and tommy (some kind of ninja) guarding ranboo (could trip over his own feet)

everyone thinks ranboo is the super dangerous one because he’s quiet and stands there ominously. in reality he’s just kinda awkward

multiple times tubbo or tommy get taken hostage and it goes along the lines of

kidnapper: i have your friend! put down the weapon!

ranboo: …

tubbo, poorly acting: oh no! i have been captured! what ever will i do!

Reblog if it is okay for people to randomly pop into your ask with questions about your fanfic(s)

So you know how redcaps need to have their hats constantly soaked in fresh blood or they'll die right?

What if they were parasites on a Tarrasque or purple worm or some such?

A normally peaceful giant has recently been ravaging the countryside. Why is that giant so cranky? Because there's a redcap colony in his ear!

Secret identity civilian memes part 3

Side characters edition

i love minecraft its how you punch your friends from a thousand miles away and also give them little gifts

I recently told an ao3 writer that I keep going back to their 260k word unfinished slowburn checking for updates for the last 2 years. They said I'm like that puppy that waits for his dead owner at the train station every day.

That's the realest thing anyone's told me online, I ain't even mad.

Pretty sure she straight up killed a man once but go off

"What does daphne even do?" She literally looks for clues. Go fuck yourself

i like a good "time travel fix-it where everything is carefully planned out by the time traveler(s) and ultimately goes right" fic as much as the next person but I am such a slut for "if there was a plan, we have neglected to follow it." this includes:

the plan was just "fix a problem" which, turns out, is not a real plan

i didn't know about or forgot to account for something and now everything has gone to shit

i severely overestimated my emotional capacity to deal with this, and now things are on fire (literally and/or figuratively)

oh man i did NOT expect this other character/group of characters to have a completely batshit reaction to my changes and.... wow. okay. so the plan is ruined

i encountered a hiccup in the plan and proceeded to make a panicked, very bad decision and now the plan is in the toilet

i wasn't going to do anything about this problem because it's going to resolve itself, but you know what, FUCK IT, i can't just not do anything

okay maybe i'm just bad at planning?

You know like how eating fresh cookies makes you feel.

Also slutty waist Zane? Chilli and cherry chocolate. Cadbury did this once I think.

I keep telling you I'm eating your art but I've never told you what it tastes like or what the texture is. It is very soft, fluffy and sweet like marshmallows, candyfloss and bonbons. There's the occasional mint Imperial which is always nice except it's warm instead of cold.

i was smiling thru the whole thing til u said its fuckinf warm like WDYM WARM MINT WHAT IS RHAT