Do U Ever Get A Comment On A Fic Thats Just So Sweet That Ur Like Maybe Slaving Over 24k Of Fanfiction

I made a rose out of blutack :D

Fuck

Penis: where are you going.

Milfboss: away from here

Penis: your leaving me?

Milfboss: yes

Penis: why? are we not friends?

Milfboss: [sadly] we were. it's too late for that now

Penis: why? you are safe here. here they cannot hurt you anymore

Milfboss: [shouting] Shitty was your friend too!

Penis: Shitty made his choice the moment he tied me to that chair

Milfboss: and you have made yours. you made yours when you executed him in the exact same way. You cannot take that back Penis.

Penis: [shocked and angry] how do you know about that?

Milfboss: I was there. With Connoreatspants.

Penis: How?! No one was supposed to know!

Milfboss: I am leaving Penis. You can't stop me.

Penis: what about Balls? Did he mean nothing to you?!

Milfboss: your know I loved that cow more than anything. Balls wouldn't have wanted this

Penis: what about the admiral

Milfboss: [crying] don't you bring her into this! she's dead!

[Admiral_Anus walks out from behind a pillar]

Admiral: am I? I wasn't aware

DM, out of nowhere: Just out of curiosity, do you trust [NPC]?

Me:

Me: I DID UNTIL NOW?!

DM: *laughs* interesting

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Hypothetically how long would the human body survive if it suddenly lost all it's DNA?

I'm talking just your DNA, leaving behind RNA and nucleotide based compounds, (though if anyone has the answer of how long it would be if you lost all your ATCG's as well that would also be greatly appreciated!)

Ep1 Pearl: The sun is warm in my skin. I am joyous and full of life. I am excited to meet people and to explore! Martin is my best friend! Oh! Doggie!! Let's go explore the nether! I am so excited. I wonder who my soulmate is? I'm want to meet them! Pork chops!

Ep2 Pearl: screaming crying sobbing. everything i touch turns to dust. all i love shall perish, why hast the universe forsaken me? i am a cursed being, unloveable and loathsome.

fave minecraft wood type?

oak

spruce

birch

jungle

acacia

dark oak

mangrove

cherry

crimson

warped

none/see results

While it's great that all my favourite fic writers are taking their time to write the final chapter and make sure it's to same quality as the rest of the fic, did they have to do it all at the same time?

Couldn't you do it in waves?