Necromancer Joel because I said so
Sabertooth!!
Dream SMP time travel fix it but the looper (probably Karl) just gets so frustrated at failing so often that for one loop he makes it his mission to make George show up to things, somehow, this is all they had needed to do.
Just realized I haven't made any Ninjago citizen memes in a while. lol time to rectify that
Hey. Kid that I didn't even know existed? You don’t need to buy me chocolate for that. Seriously. It’s fine. It didn't even touch me. nooo. stop. Look it’s nice that you’re going to such lengths to make me feel better, but I don’t feel bad. Okay? Relax. You didn’t do anything. I didn't even know something had happened, until you came over to apologise for it.
Also if you consider that the Dino monster aged by either a couple thousand or million years. well.
Personal hc is that the tomorrow´s tea incident was actually necesary to give lloyd a power boost in time for the "final battle", also that he´d have aged slower otherwise (due to semi long lifespan), so this was always the only way for things to go and come out on top (also why no one ever tried to revert it).
also consider: LOTR but hobbits have Tapeta Lucidum
Boromir gets the fright of his life their first night on the road
Yes I re-read my own fics because I wrote them for ME