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people might think creating OC lore involves a lot of thinking & planning, but in my personal experience, OC development is more like a divine vision from a god slamming you over the head with a mallet while ur doing the fuckin dishes or folding laundry

(bleeding from my wound) notice anythiung differebt about me ;)

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猫の日　22/2/20

15 years!!

Jason: we do give B a lot of shit for being a complicated attempt at guardianship to all of us, but like at least he didn’t actively sell me to the Joker like my bio mom

Tim: yeah, my bio parents didn’t look at me twice and pretty much abandoned me to raise myself from toddler-hood

Damian, humming: my mother is an Al Ghul. it will forever be… complicated.

Dick:

Dick: *whistles* my mommy was awesome. loved my dad too.

Dick: sucks for you guys tho

you know what? Fuck you. *turns your strong and stoic and serious character into a crying, traumatized, whimpering, curled up mess in the floor*

I loved playing this!

We called it Bulldog

So fun

Me at age 13, exhausted at school after staying up all night to read fanfic: I can’t wait until I’m an adult and I can stay up reading without any consequences!

Me, an adult, exhausted at work after staying up all night reading fanfic: Fuck.

i wish ao3 allowed people to give kudos per each chapter. These 100k word NOVELS need more love than 200 tiny digital hearts ☹️

I recently told an ao3 writer that I keep going back to their 260k word unfinished slowburn checking for updates for the last 2 years. They said I'm like that puppy that waits for his dead owner at the train station every day.

That's the realest thing anyone's told me online, I ain't even mad.

After that last chapter I FEEL this 😅

Was scrolling through AO3 and found this gem

Enemy to parent is a trope we have to popularise lmao

a constant problem

For this 120th day of drawing, I would like to make my personal list of favourite arts, which I did through this every-day challenge!

Thank you everybody for being here! I really enjoy creating something every day, even if it is just a little silly drawing of Grian or Scar. I hope that I'm making some progress with each day.

Also thank you for tags in reblogs. There are a lot of very sweet comments on my drawings, sometimes even lore. All of you are very nice, Tumblr people!!

i hate being the bigger person why cant i say why are you being mean to me and burst into tears dramatically

you might be awkward but I can be awkward in a far deeper and more humiliating way than you ever will

Bookmark fics on AO3

It let's you find them again way easier, as unlike your history or subscription list you can filter them for certain tags and read the summary. People will also check out your bookmarks to see what fics you like (I know I do)

A few of these are probably referring to the date posting bug thing, but AAAAAAAAAAAH!

So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

Emergency cleaning: Unfuck your whole house in the shortest time possible

So, your landlord/parents/home inspector/favorite movie star is dropping by, and your place is a disaster. You don’t have much time to clean it up. You’re in emergency mode. Let’s get started.

Don’t panic. Panic leads to fear, fear leads to procrastination, procrastination leads to the dark side. You can do this, but you have to stay calm.

Unlike maintenance cleaning, we’re not looking to completely unfuck one space at a time. Instead, we want to decrease the overall mess in stages, spread evenly across the whole area that we’re concerned about. If you think your home is at Level 10 filth, we want to bring the whole thing down to a Level 9, and then down from there. One really clean spot in an otherwise messy home is not going to be helpful here.

Get prepared. You’ll want to shut the computer down (or turn the modem off if you need your computer to play music). Trust me. Get your music going. Gather up trash bags, your vacuum and mop, some rags or paper towel, sponges, and other cleaning supplies. Use what you have on hand. Don’t get distracted running to the store and spending an hour browsing cleaning supplies. A multi-purpose cleaning concentrate or a jug of vinegar will be just fine.

Breaks are very important. Depending on your time constraints, work in 20/10s (20 minutes working, 10-minute break) or 45/15s. But take breaks because otherwise you’re marathoning, and marathon cleaning is no one’s friend. Keep hydrated, don’t forget to eat, and check in with yourself frequently to make sure you’re physically doing OK.

Make your bed. This will be your home base if you get overwhelmed or need somewhere clear to take a break.

Start with the garbage. Going from room to room, throw out anything that is obvious trash. Once you fill a bag, take it out. Repeat as many times as necessary.

Move on to dishes. Gather the dishes from all over your house and bring them to the kitchen. If you can, start them soaking in a sink of hot, soapy water or start loading the dishwasher. After the dishes are all in one place, spend one 20/10 getting started getting them under control.

Now it’s time for your flat surfaces. Countertops, tables, dresser tops, etc. Clear them off and wipe them down. Don’t get distracted in too much sorting and organizing. We’re in crisis mode here. There will be time to get in-depth once this is all done. The same applies to cabinets and closets. Unless you have reason to believe people will be opening closed doors, leave these alone for now.

Attack the floordrobe and shoe pile. Get your clothes either put away or in the hamper. Start a load of laundry if you need to, but keep in mind that laundry and dishes have three steps: wash, dry, and put it away, goddammit!

Get random stuff up off the floors. If something is trash-worthy, throw it away now rather than just move it around a bunch of times. Otherwise, put stuff where it belongs.

Take another 20/10 or 45/15 to catch up on more dishes, if needed.

Head into the bathroom. Pour some cleaner in the toilet bowl, fill the sink with hot water and cleaner, and either spray the tub and shower with cleaner, or fill the tub up with some hot water and add cleaner and let it soak. Put everything away that’s out and shouldn’t be, clean the mirror, counters, and toilet seat. Sweep or dry mop the floor. Wipe down the sink and tub/shower, and give the toilet bowl a scrub. Mop the floor.

Sweep and mop the kitchen floor.

Vacuum everything you can, and sweep everything you can’t.

Walk outside of your house (don’t lock yourself out, please). Walk back in and see what catches your eye first. Go and deal with that.

If you’re being inspected or your landlord is coming in for repairs, spend time on whatever area they’ll be focusing on.

Give the whole place one more once-over and pay attention to anything you’ve missed so far.

It’s an old trick, but if your place is a little funky-smelling, put a pan of water on the stove on low heat and add some citrus or cinnamon or vanilla. Don’t leave it unattended or forget about it.

Take a shower, put on something clean, and eat something.

You can do this. It’s overwhelming, yes, but it is not impossible. You just need to do it. You have a list. You have directions. You have a whole bunch of Internet strangers who have been there before and who are cheering you on. You can do this, but you need to get started.

Why are you still here? GO. START. NOW.

gen z has to reckon with its radicalization problem. you are not a morally pure and superior generation of youth come to save the world, your men and boys are radicalized at an unprecedented level and you ignore it because it’s too hard to address but you have to. these boys are in your classes, they date your friends, you know them and you cannot continue to pretend this is an “old white guy” problem

"They're teenage boys, they're not even gonna think about sex"... Have you MET a teenage boy before. I wish I was kidding, this was said in 100% seriousness.

I dunno if it was a slip up?

I'd probably describe him like that too, I've heard all sorts of people describe others like this.

That guy with the hair

The tree with the roots

It was amazing luck for Not!Sasha that Jon was too exhausted to catch her slip-up. She straight up forgot that bones have a function other than 'spooky' and are normally in hands.

[ID: A screenshot of the transcript from episode 40 of The Magnus Archives, reads as follows:

Archivist: Well, it’s thanks to you, to be honest. If you hadn’t met that ‘Michael’ thing…

Not!Sasha: Yes, Michael… With the bones in his hands. We still don’t know much about him, do we?]

Hey, can y’all rb this if it’s okay to send you messages asking about your ocs, cause on god I wanna interact with y’all but I am terrified of being annoying lol

my blog’s theme is me. a compilation of every single thing i love. every interest. every musing. and everything in between.

He has this sparkle about him

Oh damn

HM?!

Fanfiction isn’t written for you, it’s shared with you.