Pride Month Is Over It's Time To Return To My Little Hole Under The Bridge With The Little Orange Troll

LIKE MY FUNNIES PEOPLE IN MY PHONE PLEASE I BEG YOU

My problem is I spam like 20 posts in 2 seconds, forget about Tumblr for three months, then come back and wonder why no one is liking my little funnies

Why are people acting like Gregory is evil for wanting to kill the literal murder robots?? Like, you can simp for Monty all you want, but don't come for my boy just because he killed the giant alligator animatronic that was trying to kill him??

Some people 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 have even gone to the hospital 🚑, claiming 🙋 that they encountered🚶 Silly 😜 Bones 🦴while fishing 🎣. Don't let his funny name fool you 🙅, this creature has an appetite 🦛 for punching 👊 people 🧑‍🤝‍🧑.

Alex Rider season 2 would be 600% improved if Alex was able to look into the camera like he’s on the office

Who's the best homophobic gay character?

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no mom i’m not high my eyes are red because i’m evil

googledocs you are getting awfully uppity for something that can’t differentiate between “its” and “it’s” correctly

Is it quirky if I don't capitalize the "i" on posts??

It feels like something one would do if they were not like other girlies

Currently bawling over the fact that some of the people who wrote "Sold to 1D" fanfics actually finished them and I'm over here with like a billion drafts and none of them are cohesive or completed :'(