The Thing About Me Is That I Will Eat An Entire Avocado And I Do Not Care What You Think Or If It Is

My problem is I spam like 20 posts in 2 seconds, forget about Tumblr for three months, then come back and wonder why no one is liking my little funnies

Damien Cray: Hello private assassin of mine, I have an annoying person I’d like to be rid of

Yassen: lol ok no problem boss who is it this time

Damien Cray: This kid called Alex Rider

Yassen: OH NO MY SON

real talk, yassen is insane for only sleeping 4 hours every 24 hours. baby that is not enough sleep. i know you're like peak health or whatever but that's only enough sleep to live, not thrive. how are you awake and alert everyday. whats wrong with you.

Dying my hair rn and have math homework I haven't done due tomorrow morning.

How am I supposed to gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss in these conditions??

Why can't they just be little southern lesbians that are in love.

LIKE MY FUNNIES PEOPLE IN MY PHONE PLEASE I BEG YOU

My problem is I spam like 20 posts in 2 seconds, forget about Tumblr for three months, then come back and wonder why no one is liking my little funnies

IT'S BACK

i have such good news y’all i’m buzzing with excitement

IT GOT STUCK AGAIN

Minions is such a meme rn because god worships those little guys

such a raw-ass pose. do you think they were asked to pose like this or they just did that