Have You Been To A Buc-ee's

“I used to have a crush on another guy who rose from the grave. But Jesus never threw a football like you Max”

I'm struggling with the fact that I was defending Andrew Garfield in Amazing Spiderman when I was but a small child and now everybody wants to act like they were there from the beginning.

Yes I'm happy he's getting his day now.

Yes I will also gatekeep this until I die.

i don’t smoke but if I was famous i’d walk around with iced coffee and a cigarette to give the tumblr girls something to chew on

i made a transparent rotating Jason gif for when you’re rotating the wolfboy in your brain

Mentally I'm a little pink peg person in the Game of Life with my little pink peg person wife sitting next to me.

Update: they found some glass and they're so excited 🥰

Wish the little science boys who go treasure hunting would actually find something. They seem so sad :(

the alex rider series asks hard questions like "what if we put a reckless 14 year old in situations so stressful the average adult wouldn't be able to handle them" and ignores several others like "what is the actual timeline"

what if we kissed 😘in football🏈 helmets?🙈.... Jkjkjk🤣............ Unless😳 💏

football helmets have those little cages over the face cause if they didn't, the players would constantly make out with each other

I'm literally having a mid life crisis. This is the middle of my life. I'm halfway there, make your mother fucking preparations, God, cause I'm comin up.