Dracula 1931 / Renfield 2023 (1/2)

Just got asked if Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss was some sort of lesbian thing and I think that's enough being alive for today.

IT'S BACK

i have such good news y’all i’m buzzing with excitement

IT GOT STUCK AGAIN

Mentally I'm a little pink peg person in the Game of Life with my little pink peg person wife sitting next to me.

The Tumblr gods gave me my account back

Somebody asked me the other day about the books on my Wattpad account that I took down a few years ago and I've been thinking about that a lot

Grown-ups in the world of Stormbreaker:

Adult #1: grotesque gargoyle

Adult #2: hideous beast

Adult #3: truly terrible to behold

Yassen Gregorovich: ✨sleek dancer’s body and chiseled lips✨

Trick or Treat! :)

Or :)

Just accidentally assumed I'm going to heaven while also being a gay person who mocks the very thought of God.

I'm literally having a mid life crisis. This is the middle of my life. I'm halfway there, make your mother fucking preparations, God, cause I'm comin up.

Update: the hair is dyed, the homework is done and I'm back to ggg'ing like I should

Dying my hair rn and have math homework I haven't done due tomorrow morning.

How am I supposed to gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss in these conditions??